Enlightening discussion of the "Codes," baseball's unwritten rules governing such things as beanballs (when to throw them and at whom), bench-clearing brawls (if you're on the bench, you better get out there!), and the many ways pitchers might doctor a ball and how opposing teams are likely to feel about it and why.
The book bears extraordinary research, dropping names from nearly every generation of the sport. It is an amazing and thorough text. As a life-long Astros fan, I found the authors' discussion of the history of sign-stealing not only fascinating, but a huge help as I prepared an essay defending the Astros--not defending their prohibited use of mechanical devices, but defending them in a general sense, as one team among very many who have been caught or forced to admit to doing the very same thing. (Four years later people continue to act like the 2017 Astros are the first sports stars to ever do anything scandalous. It's ridiculous.)
The book may run a tad long for some, but it is filled with so many great stories--alternately funny, touching, horrifying, and tragic--that it is hard to complain about its modest length.
One bit that I did NOT expect was the discussion of KANGAROO COURT toward the end of the book. My son, currently the captain of his junior college baseball team, was unanimously chosen as the judge for the team's kangaroo court. Yet to hear him tell it, this is the first year they have had such a court (he never mentioned it last year) and my understanding was that he and some other sophomores thought the whole thing up themselves, right down to the curiously ironic name. Then I read the lengthy discussion in THE BASEBALL CODES and realized someone in Odessa, Texas, must have known something about this tradition. Apparently all the pro teams have them. I will definitely have to revisit the subject with the boy!
OTHER GREAT CONTENT:
1. The WHOLE story on Robin Ventura charging Nolan Ryan—including the way his own team put him up to it (and he didn’t really want to).
2. All the rules in the Baseball Code summarized: “Respect your teammates, respect your opponents, and respect the game.”
3. Number one rule of the Code—keep your mouth shut, because outsiders will NOT understand the code; don’t open that can of worms. AKA—what happens in the clubhouse stays in the clubhouse.
4. The Code even has rules about when to swing, bunt, not swing at all, etc., most of them related to whether one of the teams has an insurmountable lead. Also—no steals when you’re team is already out of reach.
5. Rules for when to run into the catcher.
6. Rules for how to tag opposing players.
7. Rules for when to throw at a batter.
8. Nolan’s rules: If you dig in, hit a home run, or watch a home run—you’re asking to be hit.
9. Story of Dock Ellis who took the mound one day in 1974 and planned to hit every batter, thus cementing his reputation as a man to be feared (p.40).
10. Story of Nolan Ryan hitting Doug Griffin behind the ear. Griffin was unconscious and Ryan was scared—says he actually did not mean to do it, but to pitch it where Griffin could not lay down a bunt.
11. Story of the rare pitcher charging a batter, p.51.
12. Rule: don’t rub or massage an injury, no matter how bad it hurts. Don’t give the pitcher the satisfaction.
13. Rules for the take-out slide.
14. Story of Craig Biggio learning that the Code no longer allows the “roll-block” slide into second to break up the double play. Every time he did it, he began getting beaned during his next at bat. He got the message.
15. Rule: don’t show people up: no bat flips, no watching your homers—although when needed, either is better revenge than charging the mound.
16. Story of Yankees GM calling a rainout when there was no rain, just to protect Lou Gehrig’s record streak of consecutive games, knowing he was at home with the flu.
17. Rule: the more a pitcher mows down the opposition, the more the opposition is required to respect the feat.
18. Rule: don’t lay down a bunt just to break up a no-hitter. That’s bush league.
19. Rules for trick plays, pantomimes, the hidden ball trick, the deke.
20. Rules for mound visits.
21. Rule: when a manager asks a pitcher how the pitcher feels, he lies. “If you don’t say the right thing, it’s perceived as a lack of heart.”
22. Story of Billy Martin’s love of throwing at batters. “Tell Stanley to throw at him until he hits him.”
23. The story of Clemens throwing a broken bat back at the batter, Mike Piazza, and Clemens later crying in the clubhouse, overcome with the whole mess—and the feud with Mets that lasted about two more years (p.116-20).
24. Story of the man who actually was killed by a fastball in 1920—Yankees Carl Mays hit Cleveland shortstop Ray Chapman in an era before helmets. Mays was a known headhunter.
25. MLB umpires once got a memo—if a pitcher hits a batter in the head, the pitcher is probably too good at his craft for it to be ruled an accident.
26. Problem—players have forgotten how to bail out. Jeff Bagwell broke his hand in 1993, 1994, and 1995.
27. Andy Pettite was known to abhor the practice of throwing at people—and hit no one in over 200 innings pitched. But when Bernie Williams was hit in the head, retaliation was in order. Pettite hit the next batter in the hip. When asked, he simply told reporters, “I don’t want to talk about that” p.126.
28. Bob Gibson owed a vendetta to Pete LaCock and had to save it for the old-timers’ game fifteen years later, p129.
29. Stories of feuds.
30. Stories of spiking middle infielders.
31. Jackie Robinson (and others) settled the score with pitchers by laying a bunt down the first base line, then crashing into the pitcher when he fielded the ball. Eventually, pitchers stopped fielding his bunts altogether and he got his base.
32. Numerous rules and stories of sign stealing.
33. Rule: don’t peak for the sign while you’re standing in the batter’s box.
34. Analysis of all the substances used by pitchers. What do they do? Some add friction, others remove it.
35. Funny story—when the spitball was outlawed, the old-timers still using it were allowed to keep throwing it through the remainder of their careers—but no new pitchers could use the pitch.
36. Nolan Ryan used to begin from the stretch an entire foot closer to the batter than the rubber would allow p.194.
37. Stories of “cheating” by the grounds crews—doing things to influence the way balls would bounce, for example.
38. Analysis of the difference between resin (allowed) and rosin (prohibited).
39. Rule: don’t talk about a no-hitter in progress.
40. A clubhouse actively protects players from (1) media, (2) management, and (3) women.
41. But invariably, management has an insider, someone known as “the pipeline.” Anything you tell them will be reported back. He might be a player, but more often is a trainer.
42. Rule: everybody joins a fight. If you’re down in the showers, don’t come out to the dugout and stand watching. Either come to fight, or don’t come at all. If they see you in the dugout, the team will never forget the betrayal.
43. But there are lots of funny stories about pitchers running from the bullpen. They don’t know what the fight’s about, and by the time they get there, it’s nearly over.
44. Rules for Kangaroo Court, rules for practical jokes.
45. Funny story about Babe Ruth pretending to be shot (p.243).
The writers conclude with an interesting discussion of the way adherence to the Codes has waned as money and commercialism has infected the game. Finally, the book ends with such a great story--the tale of Rex Hudler's last day of professional baseball. Beautifully played--and beautifully written.
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“There’s nothing wrong with being paid, but you can still have a great love and desire and dedication and passion for the game. And that’s the thing—have a passion for the game. It’s an honor to wear a frickin’ major-league-uniform. It’s an honor.”
--Red Sox pitcher, Al Nipper.
Because Dusty Baker is the Astros manager, I posted a quote on Facebook:
"THERE'S CERTAIN THINGS YOU HAVE TO EARN."
"When Dusty Baker first came to the Braves as a nineteen-year-old September call-up in 1968, he learned a quick lesson in big-league hierarchy. The Braves were in San Francisco, staying at the Jack Tar Hotel, and manager Lum Harris had set a midnight curfew. Baker was at a nearby bar with teammates Hank Aaron, Joe Torre, and Felipe Alou, who at ten minutes to midnight told him to head back to the hotel. 'I said, 'What about you guys?' recalled Baker. 'They said, 'Don't worry, we'll get there in time.' '
"Baker made it back with two minutes to spare, and immediately ran into Braves coach Jim Busby who was checking off players' names as they arrived. When Baker scanned the list, he saw that Aaron, Torre, and Alou had already been checked in. 'I'm a dumb rookie and asked the guys the next day, 'How'd you get back so quick?' But it didn't take me long to figure out that there's certain things you have to earn. The Braves knew those guys were going to be ready and would come prepared to play."
--from THE BASEBALL CODES: BEANBALLS, SIGN-STEALING, & BENCH CLEARING BRAWLS--THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF AMERICA'S PASTTIME. By Jason Turbow and Michael Kramer.