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323 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 20, 2011
The author reminds you that there are plenty of other memoirs out there written by courageous souls who have broken with their past ... and have successfully achieved goals... The author notes that those memoirs are generally full of more shit than a barn at the end of a long winter.And ends like this
[Brent] is launching into the approved biography. It's not that there are conflicting stories, but the truth is that there is no one answer. There is no one story about anything that happens in the world. This is what people forget when they read nonfiction essays, journalism, or memoirs. ... Most readers will never know more about us that what they read in [the New York Times] article, nor will they want to know more. They will all finish reading the last word thinking that they've read the whole, true story of us and the Beekman.He has a very laugh-out-loud (quite literally, in my case) story of how he brought kids (baby goats) to appear on the Martha Stewart Living show and how after that orders for their goat milk soap began pouring in. He then mentions that they had to immediately start packing up the soap to fulfill their orders. What he does not tell us is all the hard work of organisation and administration that had to have happened in order to get to that point: sourcing wholesale molds and materials for the soap bars at a economical price, taking delivery of those items, making hundreds of soap bars, designing the cover for the soap bars, finding a professional printer to print the covers for the soap bars, wrapping the soap bars, finding a law firm, incorporating a corporate vehicle, registering the trade mark for the brand, setting up a website, hiring professional photographers, taking pictures of the soap bars for the website... zzzzzzzzz Cause if he had written about all that, the memoir would have been a snooze fest. Nope. He just tells the story about how he overfed the kids and they pooped all over themselves with non-stop diarrhea just before the taping of the show.

But somehow the Beekman had brought out the worst traits in both of us, which were also the very same traits we once respected and admired each other for. His drive and perfectionism. My love of a good time and true experiences. In short, he was Martha. And I was Oprah. It was the growing realization of the half of my life that was gone that was making me so determined to enjoy the half that was left of it.
"At some point during the morning, I realized that the most exciting moment of our potential reality show would be the copyright notice in the credits. To compensate, I came to the conclusion that if I ran everywhere—physically moved my body faster—the film might seem more engaging. I galloped out the end of the drive to get the mail. I trotted to the garage to grab a trowel…For even more” sizzle,” instead of simply leading the goats out to graze as we usually did, I raced out in front of them, hollering an improvisational goat call that made me sound like a yodeling hillbilly. I turned back toward the barn and saw that the goats had stayed back, huddled together in fear in the barn doorway. They obviously preferred to skip dinner rather than get too close to the retarded scarecrow suffering a grand mal seizure.”