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320 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1990
It wouldn't be a good idea
To let him stay.
When they knew each other better –
Not today.
But she put on her new black knickers
Anyway.
Here lies the body of Patrick
Who served Aphrodite delightedly.
Even when quite geriatric
He still raised a nightie excitedly.
Here we are, without our clothes,
one excited watering-can, one peculiar rose…
My shoe-tree wants to come,
and stretch your body where it lies undone…
I am wearing a shiny sou'wester;
you are coxcombed like a jester…
Oh my strangely gutted one,
the fish head needs your flesh around its bone…
We move in anapaestic time and pause,
until my body rhymes with yours…
In the valley of your arse,
all flesh is grass, all flesh is grass…
One damp acorn on the tweedy sod –
then the broad bean dangles in its pod…
There was a young lady of Exeter
So pretty that men craned their necks at her,
And one went so far
As to wave from his car
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.