Rachel Kramer Bussel has collected a wide and wild variety of original erotica stories that are deliciously short -- just one orgasmic bite at a time. In 1,200 words or less, these authors explore every which way you can "get it on," including threesomes, sex toys, public sex, BDSM, fetishes, and much more. Get "Anal-yzed," learn "The Advantage of Working from Home," and spy some risqué "Vacation Pictures." There are pecan rolls dripping in caramel and meals where lovers feast on nothing but each other. From crossword puzzles to Godzilla, these tales are perfect for reading aloud before you live out your own frisky fantasy. For those who like their sex quick and naughty, Gotta Have It has a host of erotic offerings to get you going.
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This is my first time reading anything written or compiled by Rachel Kramer Bussel, so I wasn't sure what to expect – I only knew that there is a lot of mediocre erotica out there. I was pleasantly surprised by this collection of short-short stories. Definitely better than just mediocre.
For the most part, the stories are very well-written. There were a handful that simply didn't do it for me in terms of the author's writing style, but the positives far outweighed the negatives. One of the best things about this collection is that all 69 stories are under 1200 words, so it's easy to pick up and put down when you can't make the time commitment for longer chapters. Not to mention the fact that the heat level rises quickly and gets to the point without any contrived set-up. That's not to say there's no plot or story arc, because there is – another aspect that sets these stories a notch above the rest. I was surprised by the emotional depth encapsulated in so few words in many of the stories.
Regarding the erotic content, there's something for everyone in this collection: light bondage and BDSM play, stranger sex, public sex, the deep bond of long-term partners, and much, much more. Bussel has done an excellent job of structuring the anthology as well. The first story, Seven-Letter Word by Heather Lin, is fun and sexy, and it sets the tone so that you won't want to put the book down after just one story. The last story, Robert Peregrine's Vacation Pictures, has a unique voice that combines the erotic with a touch of humor and leaves you with the desire to flip back through the book the way you'd look back at snapshots from your own favorite vacation to relive all the best parts. The first and last stories are among my favorites, and here are a few others:
Too Wondrous To Measure, by Salome Wild – fun, humorous, and inventive. You'd never expect Godzilla to show up in an erotica anthology, and yet this was one of my favorites by far.
Eat Me, by Marina Saint – It doesn't mean what you think it means. This is for anyone who's ever craved a burger with the same carnal urge as you'd crave your lover's body.
Downpour, by Elle – A sweet story that shows we only get more beautiful, confident, and sexy with age.
Intercept, by Burton Lawrence – Space sex! Need I say more?
Last-Time Lesbian, by Geneva King – This one will make you think, and not just about the sex. It addresses the difficult emotional dynamics in a transgender relationship.
Going Bald, by Craig J. Sorenson – Women can be their own toughest critics when it comes to their bodies, so I loved this story giving a male perspective on the beauty of the female form.
I liked this book so much, I will definitely be checking out other titles from Rachel Kramer Bussel. Highly recommended.
I enjoyed most of the stories in "Gotta Have It: 69 Stories of Sudden Sex", but a few stand out as real winners, and sadly, one as a total loss in my opinion.
"Too Wondrous to Measure" by Salome Wilde was the one that just made me go "SQWICK" as I found it so unbelievable. I was totally turned off by this one story. Others may find it interesting, but it did nothing for me, except make me question every story that came after it, thinking that there was going to be more "surprises" that would not be enjoyable.
"The Co-Pilot" by Mike Bruno was my first real introduction to M/m erotica. I found it was quite good, for a "quick" story. I would consider reading more M/m erotica if it is as good as this one was.
"Dining in the Dark" made me grin and then laugh. I won't say more, because if I do, I give a huge spoiler. Read it, it's fun.
As my husband said: This book has something for everyone.
Disclaimer: I received a free copy for the purpose of reviewing.
I don't judge people on what turns them on, but I do judge authors by their writing. And this was a collection of some of the worst written short stories I've ever read. You know how people often make fun of the stupid story lines in porn that are designed to get right to the sex? That's every single one of these stories. I don't expect amazing world building or characters with depth, but some of the reasons people give for having sex with strangers or in uncomfortable/unfamiliar situations is beyond ridiculous. On top of that, the writing isn't sexy. It's repetitive and uses some of the most awkward terminology for sex organs I've ever seen.
I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure the narrator actually made the listening of this book even worse than it would have been if I had read the ebook. No inflections and awkward timing paired with outrageous moaning and groaning.
This book was awesome in that dirty nasty naughty way people sometimes like to be in. From slapping things over the phone for your old man to hear to making bacon on the diningroom table before your dinner guests arrive to some things I just wont mention in this review..lol.. ;) This book is a great quickie for when that is truely the only time you have. Some are instent wet your panties.. others are a slow smoldering heat.. but no matter what your poison is.. this book has it.
Impressive collection of short, hot fiction. Despite the limited word count (1200 words of less), many of these stories showed remarkable depth. Lots of variety, too, in orientation, tone, and approach. Highly recommended
A fun collection of quickie sex short stories. There's something for everyone here! Some are raunchy, some are tame, all end much too quickly. There were a few favorites; ones that will certainly become fodder for my fantasies. A great way to heat things up with your partner in bed. Enjoyable read; you should try it! 4 stars.
Compiled of 69 short stories, ���Gotta Have It��� has no story over 1200 words. This is just long enough to make the reading pleasurable, but you don���t have to make a commitment. Personally, it was just a bit too much for me, as some of the stories were too pornish or too brutal. Overall, it's not a bad way to send a few days, or nights, of reading enjoyment.
Blurb: Who doesn't have time for a quickie? Rachel Kramer Bussel has collected a wide and wild array of original erotica stories by authors who understand exactly how to pique your interest and get you off -- and they do it all in 1,200 words or less. Here are 69 short and steamy ways to get it on. You'll find sex with neighbors and library patrons, travel mates and coworkers, long-term partners and kinksters -- and even one very bold census taker. Perfect for reading aloud, Gotta Have It serves up sex quick and naughty. And who doesn't have time for that?
What Stephanie Thought: Usually I start with praise, but let me start off this review by telling you one thing I didn't like about this anthology. The reason I'm beginning with it is because it's probably the only thing I didn't like, and I want to get it over with. Though these stories were fantastically naughty, they were so short, that they hardly got me "off". I know that's the point of all 69 stories in the book, but still, it's really difficult to be aroused by two pages of a really really brief romp. Moving on... This book was the perfect quickie read, as Rachel Kramer Bussel describes. Each story took three minutes to read, tops, and was ideal to read while waiting for water to boil, hair to air-dry, the bus to come...well maybe not that last one (your fellow busmates would look at you funny). What I LOVED was the writing's precision. Bussel is a top-notch editor and I didn't find a single typo in this collection, like I normally find (in masses) in regular erotic stories (usually since they are independently or self-published). Such a breath of fresh air to be able to read erotica that actually had proper grammar. I definitely think you vixens would like this one. Quick, intense, and fun! What we all love in good erotica :)
Stephanie Loves: "I find his lips so soft against my own, but the texture of his mouth doesn't match the kisses, so full of thorns. They cannot keep my echoed moans from hiding and slipping from tree to tree. Like our first time, I can't hold back -- I was never good at discretion. I tighten under him as he slows his rhythm. I know I'm able to fall again." From Elise Hepner's Leaves.
Where Stephanie Got It: Directly from Rachel for review.
Radical Rating: 8 hearts- Would recommend to lots of really good friends. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I just couldn't finish this book. The begining was funny and entertaining but as the different stories were told, less and less interested me. Mostly I was shocked by some people's actions and things that turned them on.
I thought this was going to be a fun book on audible. Unfortunately it was not. The reader's voice was super annoying and it was hard to make the distinction between female and male characters. I don't believe I would read this in hard cover either.
Oh my, these are great! Some hot little stories in this book by some great authors. Really loved this collection. Some of them really made me chuckle and others are worth reading again and again.
The variety in this book made me happy, though I could have gone without the godzilla story. I knew from other reviews that it was coming, but I was still surprised.
While I'm rather partial to short stories, this trilogy has taught me 1,200 words barely even make an exert of a story. I had many wtf moments while reading this collection, but not a WTF wow, a literal WTF did I just read.
I don't expect character building in work under 3k, I do expect to be titillated, aroused, entertained! Sadly, throughout this book that was the exception not the rule.
I thought this anthology of quickies started off pretty hot and there were a few stories that got me worked up like Special Collections by Fiona Curtis and Wonderland by Madeleine Elayne, but overall there was far too much S and M. Perhaps an anthology dedicated to those stories needs to take place so that the people who write such stories or read them have an outlet because I find it hard to believe that there is a huge population who likes to instill pain to others and that there are people who enjoy such pain as well. Otherwise, there were a few very clever stories that Rachel included in this anthology.
These are short stories of sudden sex that will quicken the imagination. Most of them didn't turn me on cause they were too quick and had no story line. There were a couple that were hot- especially the one in the library. So, think of this book as a buffet of different sexual situations and because they were all different locations, types of lovers and tastes probably you'll find one that suits your fantasy!
First of all, I love this concept. It sounds great: sometimes you just want a quickie, right? That's the thing about quickies though: they're of very variable quality, and even when they get the job done, they're usually pretty forgettable once they're over, aren't they? I felt that way about this collection of stories.
Normally with a short story collection I make notes so I can track which ones I liked best, which ones had interesting ideas, etc. I started to do that with this one and gave up. It was taking longer to write the notes - even short ones! - than to read the stories. Alas, that meant that I sped through this book in large chunks when I had the time, and don't even remember when I finished reading it. I certainly didn't come back to this site to review it in a timely fashion!
Luckily, I trust Rachel Kramer Bussel as an editor; with her you're pretty much guaranteed to get a range - both in types of sexuality (straight as well as LGBTQ+) and level of emotion (serious heat to comedic and lighthearted) displayed.
So while I can't fully remember the book...if you find yourself needing some short hot stories to liven up your commute, or in the few minutes before bed when you fall asleep...this is a pretty great solution for that.
This isn’t my first collection I’ve read that was edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, and to be honest, it wasn’t my favorite either. I love so much about this collection – the stories are incredibly short. It’s easy to pick up and read one any time you have a few minutes. In that same breath though, I have to mention that a few were a bit like “you blink, and you missed it.” Many didn’t feel like fleshed out stories, but more like one scene. Things ramp up quickly and end just as abruptly. There is no development in general. Think of it like "sex vignettes."
I also like that, yet again, Bussel has picked a great assortment of stories – there’s a little bit for everyone in there, and for the stories that weren’t my cup of tea, I just skipped them. A few of the stories were really fantastic, many were “meh,” and a couple were not enjoyable at all for me. Quite a few made me double take and wonder what I just read.
A tantalizing collection of short stories. I listened to this as an audiobook, and the female narrator confused me at times when the main character was supposed to be male - since often the stories didn't really introduce who you were "listening" to before it was mentioned that they had a dick... however, getting past that, the stories were all amazingly hot, surprising at times, and mostly written in a way that I really liked. Definitely recommend this!