I despise this man to the extent that I wish a tiger would devour him, especially since there was a tiger in the story.
I want him to be eaten by a pod of orcas, even though they have never harmed a human in the wild. If there were ever a person to make orcas ditch their 'no killing humans' rule, it would definitely be this asshole.
I want him to travel to Australia, particularly New South Wales, and get eaten by a great white shark while snorkeling.
I want him to move to 55 West 81st Street on Manhattan's Upper West Side and get murdered by Patrick Bateman with an axe.
I want him to travel to Albuquerque, New Mexico, visit the desert, and unexpectedly encounter Walter White while he's 'cooking.'
I want him to be locked in a room and forced to listen to Justin Timberlake songs on repeat.
I'm convinced that Susan Elizabeth Phillips wasn't herself when she wrote this book because this doesn't feel like the SEP I know and love. No one writes enemies-to-lovers quite like she does, and when I pick up one of her books, I expect certain elements: great banter, strong chemistry, well-developed characters, and a satisfying ending. I also expect heroes who are complex and even a little bit flawed. I don’t expect heroes who are cruel and abusive.
It pains me to give this book a low rating because the author wrote my favorite book of all time, Call Me Irresistible. Words can't express how much I love that book. I've read it more than any other, and I adore the characters so much that I feel like they're my friends.
While both Call Me Irresistible and Kiss an Angel feature heroines who are down on their luck and face the disapproval of those around them, including their love interests, the writing styles of the two novels are vastly different. The heroine in Call Me Irresistible stands up for herself and doesn’t take BS from anyone, whereas the heroine in Kiss an Angel is a complete doormat.
Most importantly, the hero in Call Me Irresistible truly lives up to the title. He is not only handsome but also genuinely cares about people and aims to make the world a better place. In contrast, the main character in Kiss an Angel is an asshole; he has the personality of wallpaper and the emotional intelligence of a fish.
SPOILERS
I don't think I've ever felt as sorry for a heroine in a romance novel as I did for Daisy. She is treated terribly by everyone; nobody respects her. Her father, stepmother, and new husband all act as if she is an imbecile. Daisy is manipulated into entering an arranged marriage, and her new husband, Alex, treats her like a foolish child.
Speaking of arranged marriages, I often wonder why female authors have a fascination with this concept. I've never understood the trend of romanticizing arranged marriages in romance novels. I wonder why this particular plot device has gained such popularity over the years. The sad reality is that the practice of forcing young girls into arranged marriages still exists in many parts of the world. If romance authors were aware of what these girls endure, perhaps they would reconsider romanticizing this topic.
Daisy's new husband, Alex, threatens her with a whip. Yes, you read that correctly - she is genuinely scared of him and his whip. I know I evoked Christian Grey flashbacks, and for that, I am sorry. But if I have to be haunted by Christian Grey for the rest of my life, then so do you. It's only fair that we suffer together. In this scenario, the whip is not used for any strange sexual purposes. No, it's much worse than that. Alex works in a traveling circus, which is why he has it. I've tried to write this with a straight face, but I can't help but find the entire storyline ridiculous. What was SEP thinking?
Additionally, I must mention that I don't like circuses - they creep me out, especially those that involve animals, which this particular circus does. As I pointed out earlier in this review, there is a tiger in the story, and I will never forgive SEP for not having Alex get mauled by it in the end. If that had happened, I would have given this book five stars.
Did I mention Alex sexually assaults Daisy?
He begins to touch her without consent, and although she stiffens, he fails to stop. He proceeds to have sex with her while she lies there passively. The most troubling aspect is that Alex is aware of his wrongdoing. In his thoughts, he likens himself to a rapist and is unable to look himself in the eye while he shaves that morning.
If he recognized it was wrong, why did he go through with it? Should I feel sympathy for him? Poor Alex, who assaulted his wife but is now filled with regret. This is why I've stopped reading romance; I can't stand these so-called heroes. The brooding, tortured types who are merely 'misunderstood.' Spare me. You're not tortured, you're not enigmatic, you're not a bad boy; you're simply an asshole.
It gets worse. He inflicts serious harm on her once more, claiming it was an 'accident' and expressing remorse. Daisy finally stands up for herself and leaves him. Unfortunately, this isn't the conclusion, as it's a romance novel; he tracks her down, apologizes (if you can call it that), and she forgives him. To make matters worse, she discovers she's pregnant with his child. I despise this ending. I loathe that she carries this asshole's child and returns to him.
This ending frustrates me so much that I've decided to create my own. Daisy learns that the pregnancy was a false alarm, tells Alex he has a small dick, hires Saul Goodman to represent her, and files for divorce. She moves to Brazil, hooks up with a hot Brazilian, and discovers what good sex feels like (you won't convince me Alex is good in bed, sorry SEP). And she never sets foot in a circus again.
The end.