Well, where to start?
I read a couple of reviews of this book, and was pretty unimpressed with them. It is set in the time of Elizabeth I, so some considerable time ago. It is set, mostly, in Central America, among the Aztecs, who were the forerunners to Mexicans and similar. There is much talk of sacrifice to heathen gods, and people do a lot of killing. So the poor precious people who gave it 1 star because they are vegan and can't cope with blood shed should probably pop off now and go and read something about animals being friends (and don't, whatever you do, read the Redwall series, because that is about animals killing other animals!! )
Anyway, once you can get your head around the fact that it is probably reasonably historically accurate (reasonably, not completely), and that not only is set in Elizabethan times, but it was written in Victorian times at the height of the British Empire.... you can start reading.
So, Thomas Wingfield, half English, half Spanish, is getting on a bit, his wife has recently died and he is ready himself to meet his maker. But before he goes, he wants to write his memoirs, the story of his life, which starts in Ditchingham in Norfolk, and takes us across the seas to Spain, then Mexico (as it now is) and back again.
It begins with Thomas explaining his love of Lily, the gentleman's daughter across the valley in Norfolk. They aren't allowed to be together because Thomas is the second son, and therefore won't inherit from his father, so Lily's dad wants her to marry Geoffrey, the older brother, who is a bit of a cad but gets all the money. Thomas and Lily meet in secret, and one day, on the way to an illicit meeting, Thomas bumps into a Spaniard, who claims to know his mother. But Thomas is wary because his parents are worried about a Spaniard, de Garcia, who they knew in Spain, and who was due to marry his mother (Thomas's mother), but couldn't because she did a runner with Thomas's dad. So, he meets this Spaniard, who is of course none other than de Garcia, and they have a fight. But Thomas is desperate to meet Lily, so instead of dealing with the scoundrel, he ties him to a tree, and goes to meet his lady love. While he is a-wooing her, the local idiot comes across de Garcia and unties him. De Garcia heads straight to Thomas's home, and ultimately ends up killing his mother. Thomas is enraged (and a bit ashamed, as well he ought) and declares that he will kill de Garcia and will not rest until it is done. So he leaves home, leaves Lily (but not before they promise that they will wait for each other, and that they will love each other for ever, and never marry until they can marry each other, and she gives him her ring with the words "In my heart though far apart" for him to wear for all time), and sets sail a day or two behind Garcia for Spain.
Once in Spain he loses track of Garcia and ends up working for a local quack who makes a lot of money telling people, mainly women, what they want to hear. The chap dies after about a year and leaves all that he has to Thomas, who he has treated like a son. Thomas sells what he has and decides to go looking for de Garcia again. He comes across him involved with a woman who is supposed to be a nun, and has been sentenced to death by being bricked up alive in a wall. Nice. Thomas chases Garcia and ends up on a boat bound for the West Indies. He is captured and taken aboard a slave ship, which has on its staff de Garcia - what a coincidence! The ship is wrecked and Thomas sails off in a barrel, avoiding the sharks, and manages to land safely on the shores of what is now Mexico (I think). He finds some local people who help him out and he learns their language, and is then whisked away to meet Montezuma, king of the Aztecs who has heard of this white man landing on their shores and wants to meet him.
He is nearly sacrificed to some dreadful demon/god of the Aztecs but escapes at the last minute. He is then declared to be the god Tezcat reincarnated and is treated as a god for a year, but then has to die horribly at the hand of the blood thirsty priests to enable someone else to become Tezcat. During this year he is given 4 wives, one of which is Otomie, daughter of Montezuma (we got there in the end!), who is madly in love with him.
During this year too, the Spanish attack and are taking over the country. The various tribes are joining up with them, and eventually they get to what is now Mexico City (but back then had a different name) and the city is constantly under attack. Montezuma is deposed by his nephew because he becomes "like a woman" and is unable to make a decision about how to respond to the attack. Misogyny at is best! (although to be fair, it was 1500 and something, so that was kind of how the world worked, however wrong we now know it to be). Thomas, as Tezcat, is led to the top of the pyramid with his wives and is about to be killed when lo and behold the Spanish arrive just in time to distract the mad priests and Thomas and Otomie escape. Thomas declares his love for Otomie and she is delighted because she is mad for him, and they agree that they will remain married. Thomas battles with himself, but decides that Lily will probably have married someone else by now, and besides, he can't see himself living long enough to get back to her, and really, it's ok that he broke his oath to her.
They have a final big battle with the Spanish and are captured. Cortes, leader of the Spanish army, knows that Thomas and his Aztec friends have hidden all the gold etc, and he wants it! So he has Thomas tortured to find its whereabouts. And who is the torturer? The lovely de Garcia of course! He has Thomas at his mercy! Aha, his time has come! But no, Cortes's lover has a soft spot for Thomas and helps him and Otomie escape. They run away (limp away, Thomas's foot is badly burned in the torture chamber) to Otomie's mother's people, the Otomie (it got a bit confusing at times), where they finally find peace after trapping the Spanish in the narrow pass between mountains and throwing rocks at them.
Over the next few years, there are many battles with the Spanish, some years of peace, Otomie and Thomas have 4 boys, 3 of which die in childhood which is sad, and then we come to the end of the tale, the last battle with the Spanish who had disappeared for a while to lick their wounds, but have come back to take the last stronghold of the Aztecs, the City of Pines. Thomas leads the charge against them, but the Spanish are cleverer this time and anticipate his moves. They defeat him and his small army, and he is taken, with Otomie, his son and various others, to the Spanish camp. And who should we come across but the ever present de Garcia! Only this time he goes too far and while Thomas is being questioned by Cortes, de Garcia kills his last and only son (who is not quite a man, so I'm guessing 12 or so). Thomas chases Garcia across the plains and up the side of a volcano. They shout abuse at each other and eventually Garcia goes mad and starts fighting nothing - I'm guessing we're supposed to believe that the ghosts of the people he has killed are attacking him (or he think they are). He falls over the lip of the volcano and is swallowed up by the heaving lava. Nice.
Thomas heads back to camp, tired and injured. Otomie comes to him and tells him that she can no longer live, her who life has gone. She takes poison and dies. Thomas realises that he never really stopped loving Lily, and sets sail for England.
He finds Lily, and it turns out that she never did marry, because she didn't break her oath to him. But she forgives him for marrying another, and they marry and spend the rest of their lives together. She dies in her 80s, so they got a good long time together (about 40 years) and now Thomas is back in Ditchingham and ready to meet with God, and reunite with his wives, his children and his friends.
I loved the book, it was a bit over the top and massively dramatic, but it was so exciting, the battles, the wit, the running... The love thing about waiting for Lily got a bit tiresome, every time Thomas thought about how he loved Otomie he would remember Lily and play with the ring she gave him but it wasn't too bad. I do find love stories inside a story about something else a bit annoying - I'm not a big one for romance (apart from the Strike series, that's different!).
4 stars for me, really enjoyed it. Although She and King Solomon's Mines were probably better.