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حمدي الفيل
Ramazan cebinden bisürü resim çıkarır, karıştırır.
Bu benim oğlanın resmi... Bu askerlik hatırası. Bu kimdi Mahmut?
O mu? Şey olacak... Eroin kaçakçısı Duman Ali... Bu da otel faresi Suphi... Resimler birbirine karışmış. Bul şu Fil`i be Ramazan!
Mahmut`la Ramazan resimleri karıştırırlar, Fil Hamdi`nin resmini ararlar.
Çabuk ol Mahmut... Herif salebi içti, kaçacak... Bak, nasıl bakıyor etrafına!
Buldum, şu resim olacak. Tamam, ta kendisi!
Şüphelendikleri adamın yanına giderler.
Hemşerim, şöyle dursana...
Bir resme, bir de adamın yüzüne bakarlar.
Bir de yan dur bakayım.
A-ah, benzemiyor be Ramazan.
Bikez de komiser bey görsün Mahmut. Belki o benzetir.
Hemşerim, haydi yürü... Karakola kadar gideceksin.
Bu benim oğlanın resmi... Bu askerlik hatırası. Bu kimdi Mahmut?
O mu? Şey olacak... Eroin kaçakçısı Duman Ali... Bu da otel faresi Suphi... Resimler birbirine karışmış. Bul şu Fil`i be Ramazan!
Mahmut`la Ramazan resimleri karıştırırlar, Fil Hamdi`nin resmini ararlar.
Çabuk ol Mahmut... Herif salebi içti, kaçacak... Bak, nasıl bakıyor etrafına!
Buldum, şu resim olacak. Tamam, ta kendisi!
Şüphelendikleri adamın yanına giderler.
Hemşerim, şöyle dursana...
Bir resme, bir de adamın yüzüne bakarlar.
Bir de yan dur bakayım.
A-ah, benzemiyor be Ramazan.
Bikez de komiser bey görsün Mahmut. Belki o benzetir.
Hemşerim, haydi yürü... Karakola kadar gideceksin.
238 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1956
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About the author
Aziz Nesin
387 books1,002 followersAziz Nesin was a Turkish humorist and author of more than 100 books.
Nesin was born in 1915 on Heybeliada, one of the Princes' Islands of Istanbul, in the days of the Ottoman Empire. After serving as a career officer for several years, he became the editor of a series of satirical periodicals with a socialist slant. He was jailed several times and placed under surveillance by the National Security Service (MAH in Turkish) for his political views. Among the incriminating pieces of evidence they found against him during his military service was his theft and sale for 35 Lira of two goats intended for his company—a violation of clause 131/2 of the Military Penal Code. One 98-year-old former MAH officer named Neşet Güriş alleged that Nesin was in fact a MAH member, but this has been disputed
Nesin provided a strong indictment of the oppression and brutalization of the common man. He satirized bureaucracy and exposed economic inequities in stories that effectively combine local color and universal truths. Aziz Nesin has been presented with numerous awards in Turkey, Italy, Bulgaria and the former Soviet Union. His works have been translated into over thirty languages. During latter parts of his life he was said to be the only Turkish author who made a living only out of his earnings from his books.
On 6 June 1956, he married a coworker from the Akbaba magazine, Meral Çelen.
In 1972, he founded the Nesin Foundation. The purpose of the Nesin Foundation is to take, each year, four poor and destitute children into the Foundation's home and provide every necessity - shelter, education and training, starting from elementary school - until they complete high school, a trade school, or until they acquire a vocation. Aziz Nesin has donated, gratis, to the Nesin Foundation his copyrights in their entirety for all his works in Turkey or other countries, including all of his published books, all plays to be staged, all copyrights for films, and all his works performed or used in radio or television.
Aziz Nesin was a political activist. After the 1980 military coup led by Kenan Evren, the intelligentsia was oppressed. Aziz Nesin led a number of intellectuals to take a stand against the military government, by issuing the Petition of Intellectuals (Turkish: Aydınlar Dilekçesi).
He championed free speech, especially the right to criticize Islam without compromise. In early 1990s he started a translation of Salman Rushdie's controversial novel, The Satanic Verses. This made him a target for radical Islamist organizations, who were gaining popularity throughout Turkey. On July 2, 1993 while attending a mostly Alevi cultural festival in the central Anatolian city of Sivas a mob organized by radical Islamists gathered around the Madimak Hotel, where the festival attendants were accommodated, calling for Sharia and death to infidels. After hours of siege, the mob set the hotel on fire. After flames engulfed several lower floors of the hotel, firetrucks managed to get close, and Aziz Nesin and many guests of the hotel escaped. However, 37 people were killed. This event, also known as the Sivas massacre, was seen as a major assault on free speech and human rights in Turkey, and it deepened the rift between religious- and secular-minded people.
He devoted his last years to fighting ignorance and religious fundamentalism.
Aziz Nesin died on July 6 1995 due to a heart attack, after a book signing event in Çeşme, İzmir. After his death, his body was buried in an unknown location in the land of Nesin Foundation without any ceremony, as suggested by his will.
Nesin was born in 1915 on Heybeliada, one of the Princes' Islands of Istanbul, in the days of the Ottoman Empire. After serving as a career officer for several years, he became the editor of a series of satirical periodicals with a socialist slant. He was jailed several times and placed under surveillance by the National Security Service (MAH in Turkish) for his political views. Among the incriminating pieces of evidence they found against him during his military service was his theft and sale for 35 Lira of two goats intended for his company—a violation of clause 131/2 of the Military Penal Code. One 98-year-old former MAH officer named Neşet Güriş alleged that Nesin was in fact a MAH member, but this has been disputed
Nesin provided a strong indictment of the oppression and brutalization of the common man. He satirized bureaucracy and exposed economic inequities in stories that effectively combine local color and universal truths. Aziz Nesin has been presented with numerous awards in Turkey, Italy, Bulgaria and the former Soviet Union. His works have been translated into over thirty languages. During latter parts of his life he was said to be the only Turkish author who made a living only out of his earnings from his books.
On 6 June 1956, he married a coworker from the Akbaba magazine, Meral Çelen.
In 1972, he founded the Nesin Foundation. The purpose of the Nesin Foundation is to take, each year, four poor and destitute children into the Foundation's home and provide every necessity - shelter, education and training, starting from elementary school - until they complete high school, a trade school, or until they acquire a vocation. Aziz Nesin has donated, gratis, to the Nesin Foundation his copyrights in their entirety for all his works in Turkey or other countries, including all of his published books, all plays to be staged, all copyrights for films, and all his works performed or used in radio or television.
Aziz Nesin was a political activist. After the 1980 military coup led by Kenan Evren, the intelligentsia was oppressed. Aziz Nesin led a number of intellectuals to take a stand against the military government, by issuing the Petition of Intellectuals (Turkish: Aydınlar Dilekçesi).
He championed free speech, especially the right to criticize Islam without compromise. In early 1990s he started a translation of Salman Rushdie's controversial novel, The Satanic Verses. This made him a target for radical Islamist organizations, who were gaining popularity throughout Turkey. On July 2, 1993 while attending a mostly Alevi cultural festival in the central Anatolian city of Sivas a mob organized by radical Islamists gathered around the Madimak Hotel, where the festival attendants were accommodated, calling for Sharia and death to infidels. After hours of siege, the mob set the hotel on fire. After flames engulfed several lower floors of the hotel, firetrucks managed to get close, and Aziz Nesin and many guests of the hotel escaped. However, 37 people were killed. This event, also known as the Sivas massacre, was seen as a major assault on free speech and human rights in Turkey, and it deepened the rift between religious- and secular-minded people.
He devoted his last years to fighting ignorance and religious fundamentalism.
Aziz Nesin died on July 6 1995 due to a heart attack, after a book signing event in Çeşme, İzmir. After his death, his body was buried in an unknown location in the land of Nesin Foundation without any ceremony, as suggested by his will.
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June 6, 2019
"Öğle yemeğine kalktık. Arkadaşlardan Kerim'e,
- Yahu ne dalkavuk adammış... Böylesini ne gördüm be duydum! dedim.
- O çeşit dalkavukluğun modası geçti, dedi, ona Şark dalkavukluğu derler.
- Dalkavukluğun da şarkı, garbı olur mu? Zaten bu dalkavukluk şarka mahsus.
- Yooo... Öyle söyleme. Bir de Avrupalı dalkavukluk vardır: Şark dalkavukluğu geçti artık, eskidi. Anladın mı? Modası geçti. Her insanın bir dalkavuğa ihtiyacı vardır. Sen daha yeni geldin, bilmezsin. Bu Cazim Bey var ya, her lafının başında, 'Ben dalkavukluk istemem, dalkavukluktan hoşlanmam,' der durur. Ama bir Avrupalı dalkavuğa düşsün de bak. İnsan hele zengin oldu mu, yanında ille bir dalkavuk bulundurmalı. Bizim Cazim Bey çok zavallı bir adam. Yirmi-otuzmilyonu var, malı mülkü, çiftliği, apartmanları, otomobilleri, karısı, metresleri var ama hiç mutlu değil. Çünkü dalkavuğu yok. İkidebir, 'Ben dalkavukluk istemem' demesi, 'İstediğim gibi bir dalkavuk bulamıyorum' demektir. Çok acıyorum zavallıya."(s.103)
- Yahu ne dalkavuk adammış... Böylesini ne gördüm be duydum! dedim.
- O çeşit dalkavukluğun modası geçti, dedi, ona Şark dalkavukluğu derler.
- Dalkavukluğun da şarkı, garbı olur mu? Zaten bu dalkavukluk şarka mahsus.
- Yooo... Öyle söyleme. Bir de Avrupalı dalkavukluk vardır: Şark dalkavukluğu geçti artık, eskidi. Anladın mı? Modası geçti. Her insanın bir dalkavuğa ihtiyacı vardır. Sen daha yeni geldin, bilmezsin. Bu Cazim Bey var ya, her lafının başında, 'Ben dalkavukluk istemem, dalkavukluktan hoşlanmam,' der durur. Ama bir Avrupalı dalkavuğa düşsün de bak. İnsan hele zengin oldu mu, yanında ille bir dalkavuk bulundurmalı. Bizim Cazim Bey çok zavallı bir adam. Yirmi-otuzmilyonu var, malı mülkü, çiftliği, apartmanları, otomobilleri, karısı, metresleri var ama hiç mutlu değil. Çünkü dalkavuğu yok. İkidebir, 'Ben dalkavukluk istemem' demesi, 'İstediğim gibi bir dalkavuk bulamıyorum' demektir. Çok acıyorum zavallıya."(s.103)
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February 22, 202122.2.2021
كم من مظلوم قُبِض عليه بطريقة "حمدي الفيل".
كم من مظلوم قُبِض عليه بطريقة "حمدي الفيل".
October 29, 2016
اولین ترجمه از طنز عزیز نسین را در دوران اول دبیرستان دیدم و پس از آن همیشه از خواندن او لذت برده ام. زبان و فرهنگ ترک ها، در همه جای منطقه سرشار از طنز است، حتی اگر شخصیتی به نام ملانصرالدین، حقیقی هم نباشد، با این همه می توان حدس زد که وجودش چندان غیرواقعی نیست. طنز عزیز نسین، گاه به اندازه ی تیغی تیز، برنده و زخم آور است.
March 9, 2017
أغلب قصص المجموعة جيدة المستوى وتبرز روح نسين المرحة ونظرته الثاقبة للحياة الاجتماعية والسياسية في بلده.
أفضل قصص المجموعة (التسلط) والتي من الواضح فيها تأثر نسين بكافكا وخاصة روايته (المحاكمة). قصة (حمدي الفيل) وجدتها هنا للمرة الثالثة من خمس مجموعات قرأتها له حتى الآن وهو مؤشر على جودتها وأهميتها.
من القصص المميزة في المجموعة، (مصنع الطناجر ذات الصافرة)، (العصابة)، (الغنيمة) و(التملق).
أفضل قصص المجموعة (التسلط) والتي من الواضح فيها تأثر نسين بكافكا وخاصة روايته (المحاكمة). قصة (حمدي الفيل) وجدتها هنا للمرة الثالثة من خمس مجموعات قرأتها له حتى الآن وهو مؤشر على جودتها وأهميتها.
من القصص المميزة في المجموعة، (مصنع الطناجر ذات الصافرة)، (العصابة)، (الغنيمة) و(التملق).
December 29, 2018
Aziz Nesin hikaye kitapları için birbiri ile mukayesede bulunmak mümkün değildir. Başladığınızda akıp giden bir kitap. Yazıldıktan sonra üzerinden çok uzun yıllar geçse de acı acı güldüğümüz anlatılar klasikleşmiş sosyolojik gerçeklerimiz...
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October 11, 2021
Hikayelerin hepsinde bir trajikomik durum işlenmiş. Hepsinde gülümseten ve sorgulatan diyaloglar var. Harika bir mizah örneği. Bu hikayelere bu kadar geç kaldığıma yandım. En sevdiğim hikayesi ise Sınırdaki Ev oldu. Keyifle okuyunuz.
August 29, 2012
Aziz Nesin Klasiği
August 2, 2013
ولسه البوليس بتاعنا شغال بنفس طريقة القبض علي حمدي الفيل!
January 26, 2014
Aziz Usta'nın ödül almış muhteşem kara mizah öyküsü
July 10, 2018
Çok yaşa Aziz Nesin!
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July 24, 2020
Aziz Nesin okumalarına devam ediyorum ve üst üste okuduğum içinde bazı öykülerin farkli versiyonlarını yazmış olduğunu gördüm mesela fil hamdi olayı birkaç deli firar etti polisler yuzlerce o tanima uygun deli buldu hikayesiyle benzer sonra kiralık ev arayan karı kocanin hikayenin son segmentinde luks evlere gidipte begenmemesi gene yazarin farkli bir kitabinda ele aldigi arkadasi olan kari kocayla luks evleri sudan sebeplerle begenmemesiyle benzer ayni sekilde duduklu tencere olayi ile traktor parcasinin bulunamamasi benzer... Yani demem o ki yazar bazi olaylara sıklıkla değinmiş yani milletin gözünü açmak için uğraşmış... ama ne yazık ki hala değişen bir şey yok... Bu kitapta 22 hikaye var ve aaa dedirten striptiz basri oldu neden mi Şener Şen'in oynadığı Çıplak Vatandaşla aynı konu belki -kontrol etmedim-bu hikaye filmleştirilmiştir. Aziz Nesin'i mutlaka okuyun derim.
July 17, 2021
كالعادة تعجبني كتابات عزيز نيسين ، فهو يتميز بلهجته المرحة ونقده اللاذع. ورأيت وهو يكتب عن تركيا منذ ما يقرب من القرن من الزمان إنما يتحدث عن واقعنا نحن الحالي .
كم أتمني ان ترقي جميع الدول العربية ونترك دور المحتاج الذي يمد يده للغرب وغيره.
قرأت له مجموعة قصصية من قبل ووجدت فيها للمرة الثانية قصة منزل علي الحدود وأيضا قصة حمد الفيل.
ثلاث نجوم والي لقاء اخر.
كم أتمني ان ترقي جميع الدول العربية ونترك دور المحتاج الذي يمد يده للغرب وغيره.
قرأت له مجموعة قصصية من قبل ووجدت فيها للمرة الثانية قصة منزل علي الحدود وأيضا قصة حمد الفيل.
ثلاث نجوم والي لقاء اخر.
December 12, 2022
لا يختلف بشيء عن كتب عزيز نيسن الباقية؛ لن تستطيع أن تخمن أبداً نهاية القصة، لكن نظراً لأنني اعتدت على أسلوبه وقرأت الكتاب بين اليقظة والمنام كنت محتارة بين الأربع والخمس نجمات.
لا يُمَل أبداً من هذا الكاتب.
لا يُمَل أبداً من هذا الكاتب.
July 26, 2020
Bu ülkede toplum yapısı olarak 1 adım ileri gidemediğimizin kanıtı.
August 16, 2020
Kafkaesk komedi
October 17, 2024
Mucize aynalar çok iyi
December 24, 2017
Harika hicivler! Memurlara sarf ettiği sözler korkudan uzak ve epey alayli. Son öykü olan Tebelleş okuduklarimin arasindaki en hicivci öykü olmustur. Aziz Nesin'in bu cesur yüreği okuyan herkese cesaret verir ve kendisine saygisi epiy artar :)
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