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The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes
The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told.
More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking.
From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell.
Includes gems such as
My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream.
Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter.
What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm.
How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water.
The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.
I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead.
Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking.
From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell.
Includes gems such as
My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream.
Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter.
What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm.
How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water.
The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.
I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead.
Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
- GenresNonfictionHumor
594 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 1, 2010
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July 8, 2017
Inappropriate, rude, insulting, and very irreverent. I like it.
February 4, 2016
I liked it for what it was (and I'm sorry to those who think I'm too classy a guy to go in for the odd off-color joke ... and those who know me well understand that there's that Ryk and then there's this Ryk and ... you know what, you either get it or you don't). The weird part is that the book was obviously written in England, so of the jokes just make no sense whatsoever to me. References to celebrities I've never heard of, derogatory terms I'm not familiar with for classes of people ("chav"?), and so on. So I feel pretty worldly in my potty humor now.
It was on the discount shelf at Booksamillion, so for less than $5 I have a whole arsenal of new jokes to rattle around in my noggin.
And now I'll give the book to someone else so it isn't sitting around on my shelves. Gotta show some class, you know.
It was on the discount shelf at Booksamillion, so for less than $5 I have a whole arsenal of new jokes to rattle around in my noggin.
And now I'll give the book to someone else so it isn't sitting around on my shelves. Gotta show some class, you know.
July 30, 2012
These jokes are tasteless, yes, and not particularly amusing, either. Consider the fact that there is an entire category of abortion jokes (which weighs heavily with coat hanger references), and you will have a rough idea of what you are stepping into!
September 6, 2013
Funny...but a bit bitter for some racist issue...
March 7, 2016
Very tastelessly funny!
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