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These Hellish Happenings
In 1707, hapless vampire Jack Bentley made a pact with the Devil in order to escape a vampire hunt. Dealing with Satan seemed better than your standard angry mob at the time. But three centuries later, Satan is ready to collect His dues, whether the vampire likes it or not. He's taking Jack down to Hell, and He's even got a job picked out for him down an eternal position at the Registration Office of the Damned.Jack attempts to adjust to life on the Administrative Level of Hell where fire and brimstone have been replaced by board meetings and the occasional broken copier. But the whiny complaints of the recently-deceased and the legions of suited, cookie-cutter demons are the least of his problems. Try adding to the equation a dead ex-lover, a dangerous attraction to his high-ranking demon companion, Alexander Ridner, and the sticky and distorted anti-vampire politics of a Hell that is surprisingly like our own world.
376 pages, Paperback
First published November 6, 2010
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Jennifer Rainey
12 books86 followersJennifer Rainey is a sometimes-writer, sometimes-folk singer from beautiful central Ohio. When she's not busy writing, you can probably find her perusing antique malls or watching classic horror films.
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July 2, 2025
Hell is...
Not quite what you think in this story that focuses on what happens behind the scenes. Hell has jobs, admins, and bias like any office. There are some differences and the jobs vary from Cerebus clean up to President and right hand man to the Big S himself.
This showed some clever ideas and how hierarchy in Hell works, reminds me a little of Souls Inc by Shana Hammaker in that it twists something we are used to seeing one way.
The characters are fun and it moves quickly in most parts. A good read.
Not quite what you think in this story that focuses on what happens behind the scenes. Hell has jobs, admins, and bias like any office. There are some differences and the jobs vary from Cerebus clean up to President and right hand man to the Big S himself.
This showed some clever ideas and how hierarchy in Hell works, reminds me a little of Souls Inc by Shana Hammaker in that it twists something we are used to seeing one way.
The characters are fun and it moves quickly in most parts. A good read.
December 15, 2010
If you think vampire literature is limited to gory stories of the ruthless undead and sweeping tales of sultry temptresses and their buff-but-sensitive and oh-so-mysterious male counterparts, then you’ve certainly never taken a gander at These Hellish Happenings.
As a fan of comedy, the supernatural, and anything that combines the two (which is a mix that is sadly difficult to come across), I approached the book with high hopes – and Satan knows I wasn’t disappointed! Jack Bentley’s story is not that of your average vampire; it’s more of a humorous documentation of the hardships that come with being a bloodsucker in the real world – and in the Underworld. These Hellish Happenings is pleasantly quick-paced with a sharp wit and a deliciously cynical sense of humor that leave you wondering if you should feel sympathy for Jack’s plight, or just laugh at it.
I highly recommend this book to anyone interested in humor involving the supernatural, politics, or supernatural politics as it so happens, human rights, or just a refreshing new take on literature’s vampire that replaces sparkles with bad luck and a taste for The Ramones. When it comes down to it, These Hellish Happenings is just one hell of a good read.
As a fan of comedy, the supernatural, and anything that combines the two (which is a mix that is sadly difficult to come across), I approached the book with high hopes – and Satan knows I wasn’t disappointed! Jack Bentley’s story is not that of your average vampire; it’s more of a humorous documentation of the hardships that come with being a bloodsucker in the real world – and in the Underworld. These Hellish Happenings is pleasantly quick-paced with a sharp wit and a deliciously cynical sense of humor that leave you wondering if you should feel sympathy for Jack’s plight, or just laugh at it.
I highly recommend this book to anyone interested in humor involving the supernatural, politics, or supernatural politics as it so happens, human rights, or just a refreshing new take on literature’s vampire that replaces sparkles with bad luck and a taste for The Ramones. When it comes down to it, These Hellish Happenings is just one hell of a good read.
July 5, 2016
The book is an exciting and fresh take on your typical vampire, hell, demon shtick. Rainey has assembled an impressive cast of characters and has set about dilligently creating an interesting world for them to live in.
Where others would go for romance and bodice ripping, this book takes a lighter approach. Much of the book is slightly reminiscent Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The hero fights through the spectacular world of hell only to find that it has all the mundane features of our own life--rigid corporate practices, grass-root politicking, and annoying co-workers.
The book is a bit slow in some points and misses some opportunity to hit some comedic grandslams...but where it falters slightly Alex Ridner is there to pick it up. He is the life of this novel's party. For me the character of Alex Ridner made the book.
One of the things I'm hoping Jennifer will explain is how the main character could be alive for three hundreds years and have no other marketable skills than being able to work in retail.
But there will be a Book Two I'm guessing, and this will more than likely have more Alex Ridner. And that's good enough for me.
Where others would go for romance and bodice ripping, this book takes a lighter approach. Much of the book is slightly reminiscent Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The hero fights through the spectacular world of hell only to find that it has all the mundane features of our own life--rigid corporate practices, grass-root politicking, and annoying co-workers.
The book is a bit slow in some points and misses some opportunity to hit some comedic grandslams...but where it falters slightly Alex Ridner is there to pick it up. He is the life of this novel's party. For me the character of Alex Ridner made the book.
One of the things I'm hoping Jennifer will explain is how the main character could be alive for three hundreds years and have no other marketable skills than being able to work in retail.
But there will be a Book Two I'm guessing, and this will more than likely have more Alex Ridner. And that's good enough for me.
November 21, 2012
Jack is supposedly a 600 y/o vampire, but he acts more like a lazy 15 y/o teenager. He sold his soul to the devil in exchange for 300 years of not having to drink blood.
This story starts off very, very, very slowly, mostly because Jack is the most boring vampire on the face of the planet. I thought once he got dragged to hell that the story would pick up, but it doesn't. In this universe Hell is a Bureaucratic Nightmare. Which is just as boring as it sounds. Watch Jack as he goes to work from 9-5 in the pits of hell, with evenings and weekends off! Watch Jack get involved in Demon politics and go door-to-door handing out fliers! Watch Jack be an annoying little twit!
Seriously, I didn't like any of these characters, at all. I had to force myself to finish so I could write this review. At several points I was rooting for the other team in the hopes that something interesting would happen. Does it? No, not really.
This story starts off very, very, very slowly, mostly because Jack is the most boring vampire on the face of the planet. I thought once he got dragged to hell that the story would pick up, but it doesn't. In this universe Hell is a Bureaucratic Nightmare. Which is just as boring as it sounds. Watch Jack as he goes to work from 9-5 in the pits of hell, with evenings and weekends off! Watch Jack get involved in Demon politics and go door-to-door handing out fliers! Watch Jack be an annoying little twit!
Seriously, I didn't like any of these characters, at all. I had to force myself to finish so I could write this review. At several points I was rooting for the other team in the hopes that something interesting would happen. Does it? No, not really.
July 4, 2011
I have honestly not been so pleasantly surprised by a book in quite some time. I expected a funny vampire story and that's really about all. What I got was an intensely amusing, quirky story that I had a very difficult time putting down. This isn't your typical vampire story, not by a long shot.
Jack is an unlikely hero, and that somehow just makes me love him more. He has a delightfully dry sense of humor and the voice he brings to this story is wonderful. He's just a guy, trying to make his way through his un-life when the minions of Hell come to collect him after his deal with the Devil elapses.
If you're on the fence about this one, don't be. It's very different, and wildly entertaining.
Jack is an unlikely hero, and that somehow just makes me love him more. He has a delightfully dry sense of humor and the voice he brings to this story is wonderful. He's just a guy, trying to make his way through his un-life when the minions of Hell come to collect him after his deal with the Devil elapses.
If you're on the fence about this one, don't be. It's very different, and wildly entertaining.
March 18, 2011
Take one dismal, music-loving vampire with a contract to sell his soul to the devil and what do you have?
Funny, unique, and a jolly good read.
Don't worry. Jack the vampire isn't sparkly, and can be downright annoying. When he's hauled off to hell when his contract expires, he doesn't find pools of lava or other annoyingly trite hellish happenings. Instead, he just might find true love.
Very enjoyable read.
Funny, unique, and a jolly good read.
Don't worry. Jack the vampire isn't sparkly, and can be downright annoying. When he's hauled off to hell when his contract expires, he doesn't find pools of lava or other annoyingly trite hellish happenings. Instead, he just might find true love.
Very enjoyable read.
December 26, 2017
Very original, clever, and all around a fun read.
October 19, 2011
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In These Hellish Happenings, we follow vampire slash music collector Jack Bentley, as he is reminded of a bargain he striked with the Devil himself about three centuries ago. Although three centuries is a long time, even for a practically-immortal vampire, the Devil never forgets anything. Jack is brought down to hell, where he begins his new job as registrar at The Registration Office of The Damned. There, he is forced to write down the names of the recently-deceased, and tell them where to go next. Although his new job proves to be extremely boring, there are some quircks about it. For instance, Jack gets to live with a demon called Alexander, who is basically Satan’s second-in-command. Without counting Belzebub in, that is. He gets to meet new friends, learns that life in the pit isn’t all that different from life on earth as here too his species is discriminated against, and he might just start the revolution that will change Hell forever. Mix all of that with some dark humor, and you’ve basically got what These Hellish Happenings is all about.
Jack Bentley makes an interesting protagonist. Whether or not he’s evil, isn’t even debated throughout the novel, as basically everyone who ends up in hell has stepped over some line once or twice in their lifes. He is an interesting character, with a two-sided personality (we think: vampires bad, but what we see from Jack he turns out to be a rather okay fellow in that department, since he drinks bottled blood at a bar, for instance), with an undeniable and highly enjoyable sense of humor, and a mind that’s not too stubborn or stupid to demand change. When he’s thrown into Hell – as a matter of speech – the place below is on the verge of a revolution, with two parties battling each other. The one party wants to make demons rule in hell, and demote all other species to low-level jobs, like for instance, Cerberus shit-cleaning duty. The other party battles for equality between the species, and they soon see in Jack a possible leading man for their ideals and opinions. This brings Jack in a rollercoaster of events, all of them equally original and hilarious.
Who could have imagined any of the things Jennifer Rainey brings in this novel? Hell divided in offices, and every demon, vampire or poor soul sent to the bottomless pit, with a job of their own. A hellish environment with politicians – like it’s not enough that they make life a living hell already -, parties, struggles, elections, possible promotions, and an 8 till 6 working schedule. It’s safe to conclude that Jennifer Rainey’s take on hell, her world-building in particular, is both very original and very impressive. Jennifer Rainey basically gives us our view of modern-day society, our politics, our human rights actions and our work ethics, and presents them to us agaisnt the facade of Hell. There are brave political statements touched in this novel, which make it all the more interesting.
And not only does the author provide us with an authentic, original view on Hell and the Underworld, she also has an entirely new take on vampires, as they are usually portrayed in literature, and on demons. Jack Bentley is anything but an ordinary familiar-looking vampire, and Alexander, his demon roommate, is anything but the demons we are used to. Humorous, original, with an impressive storyline and fantastic characters. These Hellish Happenings is an excellent read, not only for its originality and marvellous characterization, but for its impressive writing style and enjoyable humour as well. If you like fantasy, and even if you don’t, you should just try this book. It’s a rare jewel in the fantasy genre.
These Hellish Happenings is the first book in a series, and I cannot wait to read the sequel.
In These Hellish Happenings, we follow vampire slash music collector Jack Bentley, as he is reminded of a bargain he striked with the Devil himself about three centuries ago. Although three centuries is a long time, even for a practically-immortal vampire, the Devil never forgets anything. Jack is brought down to hell, where he begins his new job as registrar at The Registration Office of The Damned. There, he is forced to write down the names of the recently-deceased, and tell them where to go next. Although his new job proves to be extremely boring, there are some quircks about it. For instance, Jack gets to live with a demon called Alexander, who is basically Satan’s second-in-command. Without counting Belzebub in, that is. He gets to meet new friends, learns that life in the pit isn’t all that different from life on earth as here too his species is discriminated against, and he might just start the revolution that will change Hell forever. Mix all of that with some dark humor, and you’ve basically got what These Hellish Happenings is all about.
Jack Bentley makes an interesting protagonist. Whether or not he’s evil, isn’t even debated throughout the novel, as basically everyone who ends up in hell has stepped over some line once or twice in their lifes. He is an interesting character, with a two-sided personality (we think: vampires bad, but what we see from Jack he turns out to be a rather okay fellow in that department, since he drinks bottled blood at a bar, for instance), with an undeniable and highly enjoyable sense of humor, and a mind that’s not too stubborn or stupid to demand change. When he’s thrown into Hell – as a matter of speech – the place below is on the verge of a revolution, with two parties battling each other. The one party wants to make demons rule in hell, and demote all other species to low-level jobs, like for instance, Cerberus shit-cleaning duty. The other party battles for equality between the species, and they soon see in Jack a possible leading man for their ideals and opinions. This brings Jack in a rollercoaster of events, all of them equally original and hilarious.
Who could have imagined any of the things Jennifer Rainey brings in this novel? Hell divided in offices, and every demon, vampire or poor soul sent to the bottomless pit, with a job of their own. A hellish environment with politicians – like it’s not enough that they make life a living hell already -, parties, struggles, elections, possible promotions, and an 8 till 6 working schedule. It’s safe to conclude that Jennifer Rainey’s take on hell, her world-building in particular, is both very original and very impressive. Jennifer Rainey basically gives us our view of modern-day society, our politics, our human rights actions and our work ethics, and presents them to us agaisnt the facade of Hell. There are brave political statements touched in this novel, which make it all the more interesting.
And not only does the author provide us with an authentic, original view on Hell and the Underworld, she also has an entirely new take on vampires, as they are usually portrayed in literature, and on demons. Jack Bentley is anything but an ordinary familiar-looking vampire, and Alexander, his demon roommate, is anything but the demons we are used to. Humorous, original, with an impressive storyline and fantastic characters. These Hellish Happenings is an excellent read, not only for its originality and marvellous characterization, but for its impressive writing style and enjoyable humour as well. If you like fantasy, and even if you don’t, you should just try this book. It’s a rare jewel in the fantasy genre.
These Hellish Happenings is the first book in a series, and I cannot wait to read the sequel.
December 21, 2012
About the Book:
In 1707, Jack Bently made a pact with the devil so that he could survive a vampire hunt. Three hundred years later, the devil has come to collect his due. So what is in store for Mr. Bently in Hell? An eternity of working at the Registration Office of the Damned. Now, not only does Jack have to deal with such tedious repetition for an eternity, but there is also a discrimination against supernatural types in Hell (such as werewolves and vampires). So Jack tries to survive Hell as best as he can which causes him to obtain some demonic allies and to become wrapped up in office politics of the Hellish variety.
Review:
I picked up this book, because it seemed like it would be a witty and original tale. Although I did not think it was the best book ever written, it was quite an original piece. It was nice to see vampires that weren't all about sex and Hell wasn't just fire and brimstone. The main reason I didn't give this book more stars was mostly because of the characters. I could not stand most of them, to be honest. I found them to be flat and a bit too generic. Jack especially grated me. I could not believe that he was a centuries old vampire from the way he acted. He just reminded me of some "punk" teenager such as listening to punk music (which is the only good music, according to Jack) and trying to get drunk all the time. Now, I could see why he may put up that type of character for humans, but he acts the same way among other vampires. I also could see him liking some more modern music, but not a single ounce of his habits, customs, or personality hinted at his original era. Also, any of the wit that comes from the characters (mostly Alex and Jack) is idiotic, and the villain is just as stupid. Then, the villain is evil, because he just happens to want to stay on top of the work chain. The author had to make him pathetic, of course, by making him greasy and cheesy and no one likes him. It just seems like the author tried too hard to make you dislike him. However, for what seems to be a first published work, it could have been much much worse.
The other thing I strongly disliked is that Jack got off too easily. Seriously, he ends up in Hell, and he ends up not having to live in the Employment Housing, the shift he works is just like every day life: you get to go home and get weekends off, Jack gets a really rare job for vampires, and then Satan himself ends up going easy on Jack. Even though we are supposed to feel that his life is horrible, Jack has so gotten the large slice of the pie.
I have to admit I did not see the main relationship coming (mainly because Jack was poorly written), and it was sweet and pretty, and the reading was quick paced and made the book fairly enjoyable. All in all, it was a good plot and with some better editing and more defined characters, it could have really been something. This author definitely has some potential.
In 1707, Jack Bently made a pact with the devil so that he could survive a vampire hunt. Three hundred years later, the devil has come to collect his due. So what is in store for Mr. Bently in Hell? An eternity of working at the Registration Office of the Damned. Now, not only does Jack have to deal with such tedious repetition for an eternity, but there is also a discrimination against supernatural types in Hell (such as werewolves and vampires). So Jack tries to survive Hell as best as he can which causes him to obtain some demonic allies and to become wrapped up in office politics of the Hellish variety.
Review:
I picked up this book, because it seemed like it would be a witty and original tale. Although I did not think it was the best book ever written, it was quite an original piece. It was nice to see vampires that weren't all about sex and Hell wasn't just fire and brimstone. The main reason I didn't give this book more stars was mostly because of the characters. I could not stand most of them, to be honest. I found them to be flat and a bit too generic. Jack especially grated me. I could not believe that he was a centuries old vampire from the way he acted. He just reminded me of some "punk" teenager such as listening to punk music (which is the only good music, according to Jack) and trying to get drunk all the time. Now, I could see why he may put up that type of character for humans, but he acts the same way among other vampires. I also could see him liking some more modern music, but not a single ounce of his habits, customs, or personality hinted at his original era. Also, any of the wit that comes from the characters (mostly Alex and Jack) is idiotic, and the villain is just as stupid. Then, the villain is evil, because he just happens to want to stay on top of the work chain. The author had to make him pathetic, of course, by making him greasy and cheesy and no one likes him. It just seems like the author tried too hard to make you dislike him. However, for what seems to be a first published work, it could have been much much worse.
The other thing I strongly disliked is that Jack got off too easily. Seriously, he ends up in Hell, and he ends up not having to live in the Employment Housing, the shift he works is just like every day life: you get to go home and get weekends off, Jack gets a really rare job for vampires, and then Satan himself ends up going easy on Jack. Even though we are supposed to feel that his life is horrible, Jack has so gotten the large slice of the pie.
I have to admit I did not see the main relationship coming (mainly because Jack was poorly written), and it was sweet and pretty, and the reading was quick paced and made the book fairly enjoyable. All in all, it was a good plot and with some better editing and more defined characters, it could have really been something. This author definitely has some potential.
November 19, 2011
So when you're a vampire you would think that Hell needs to make a deal with you to get you on their team, apparently they do. That's where Jack has found himself. On the verge of death - the real, final final death, Mr. Vampire is offered up a deal - we'll save you, give you 300 years of guaranteed life, but then you're coming with us. With nothing to lose and plenty to gain - like those 300 more years, he says sure.
Thing is, for a vampire, 300 years just fly by. Yes, even when you're the kind of vampire who works at horrible customer service / retail jobs. You cannot hide from demons, so yeah, time's up.
But hey, the good news, such as it is -- Jack gets to work at a desk, checking the good -- err not so good? new residents of hell.
However, despite hell being better than he'd expected, there's still politics at play. Vampires, for example, are not as well liked as say humans. The housing situation is not very promising. You risk running into old lovers. You might have to check someone claiming to be Jesus (or a lot of them). And you might fall for a demon or two.
This is a very different Vampy tale than you're used to. In fact, it'd be easy to forget that Jack is a vampire were it not for people (well demons) protesting his existence or getting myths and facts all mixed up.
It's also not quite the Hell or Satan that you're used to. Okay it's a little warm and not very pleasant, but it's not that bad. You might wish you had an A/C unit and worked a little less and sure you'd like to live in the right part of town, but eh, you might have had some worse times when you lived. And hey there's always the picnic.
Really the only really negatives here are -
The ending felt rushed.
Making deals with creatures like vamps seems a little silly, aren't they kind of already on your side after their first or twentieth kill, Mr. Demon? Convenient plot points for this story, sure, but they just make no sense.
Why the attacks on vamps but not others? It's not really explored while being such a big storyline.
The character of Lucy seems just a convenient plot device as well. Really Lucius obsessed with just her for that long? The cheery office lady? Really? Convenient…
Still, overall, a unique and fun story.
Thing is, for a vampire, 300 years just fly by. Yes, even when you're the kind of vampire who works at horrible customer service / retail jobs. You cannot hide from demons, so yeah, time's up.
But hey, the good news, such as it is -- Jack gets to work at a desk, checking the good -- err not so good? new residents of hell.
However, despite hell being better than he'd expected, there's still politics at play. Vampires, for example, are not as well liked as say humans. The housing situation is not very promising. You risk running into old lovers. You might have to check someone claiming to be Jesus (or a lot of them). And you might fall for a demon or two.
This is a very different Vampy tale than you're used to. In fact, it'd be easy to forget that Jack is a vampire were it not for people (well demons) protesting his existence or getting myths and facts all mixed up.
It's also not quite the Hell or Satan that you're used to. Okay it's a little warm and not very pleasant, but it's not that bad. You might wish you had an A/C unit and worked a little less and sure you'd like to live in the right part of town, but eh, you might have had some worse times when you lived. And hey there's always the picnic.
Really the only really negatives here are -
The ending felt rushed.
Making deals with creatures like vamps seems a little silly, aren't they kind of already on your side after their first or twentieth kill, Mr. Demon? Convenient plot points for this story, sure, but they just make no sense.
Why the attacks on vamps but not others? It's not really explored while being such a big storyline.
The character of Lucy seems just a convenient plot device as well. Really Lucius obsessed with just her for that long? The cheery office lady? Really? Convenient…
Still, overall, a unique and fun story.
March 3, 2011
A clever, funny, sarcastic view of modern society and politics set against the backdrop of Hell. Many laugh-out-loud funny parts, many pop culture references.
Then why didn't I love this book? I think the author never went far enough with Hell and the supernatural characters. There was obviously a political statement trying to be made. Equality versus segregation. Immigration rights. Hell was quite the boring place. Paperwork, political lobbying, door to door campaigning, company picnics, slanted political news networks. But this was set in Hell, for Satan's sake. Demons, fallen angels, and vampire abound. Hell felt like a typical, mundane office, with disgruntled workers. The characters never did anything, well, Hellish, or even used a whole lot of powers. They were fun and funny, but never truly devious. You could change the setting to Washington D.C., and the characters to Senators and Congressmen, and you'd practically have the same book.
The book was best when dealing with the relationship between Alex and Jack. Some very funny and touching moments. The previous relationship between Jack and Ben didn't really add anything to the story and really, if it was edited out, I don't think it would have been missed. The brief glimpse of breath mint loving Satan was great. Loved Satan, wished he would have shown up sooner in the book.
Overall, probably a 3.5. I liked it, for the most part, quite a bit. I just don't think it's an unforgettable book. I think the book missed by not pushing the envelope enough. The flow and style of the writing was really good and I will definitely check out other books by the author in the future.
Then why didn't I love this book? I think the author never went far enough with Hell and the supernatural characters. There was obviously a political statement trying to be made. Equality versus segregation. Immigration rights. Hell was quite the boring place. Paperwork, political lobbying, door to door campaigning, company picnics, slanted political news networks. But this was set in Hell, for Satan's sake. Demons, fallen angels, and vampire abound. Hell felt like a typical, mundane office, with disgruntled workers. The characters never did anything, well, Hellish, or even used a whole lot of powers. They were fun and funny, but never truly devious. You could change the setting to Washington D.C., and the characters to Senators and Congressmen, and you'd practically have the same book.
The book was best when dealing with the relationship between Alex and Jack. Some very funny and touching moments. The previous relationship between Jack and Ben didn't really add anything to the story and really, if it was edited out, I don't think it would have been missed. The brief glimpse of breath mint loving Satan was great. Loved Satan, wished he would have shown up sooner in the book.
Overall, probably a 3.5. I liked it, for the most part, quite a bit. I just don't think it's an unforgettable book. I think the book missed by not pushing the envelope enough. The flow and style of the writing was really good and I will definitely check out other books by the author in the future.
April 23, 2011
Before I even read this book I knew I was going to like it., and I was right. The cover is engaging and suits the tone of the novel perfectly, and the synopsis was tight and piqued my intrest right away. The novel was all I'd expected and then some. Concise, evocative writing made this novel read like a movie- I could picture it in my mind, and I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't made into a movie at some point. The Hellish Happenings is a mostly one of Dark Humor, mixed with a little light paranormal, a smidgen of suspense with a dash of romance-- and all of these are perfectly balanced into a stellar first novel.
Jack, a quirky vampire with an extensive music collection, made a deal with the devil exactly 300 years ago. Still, 300 years is a long time and Jack had almost forgotten about the agreement, that is, until the Devil's second in command shows up to inform him that a desk job awaits him in Hell, and Jack will soon be escorted to the place where he will live and work for the rest of eternity. From there, Jack is ushered to his new life and given a crash course in the rules, expectations and even the fiery politics of Hell.
Rainey does a terrific job creating her own detailed, original version of Hell, complete with adminitrative offices, hierarchy and company picnics. And like the armed forces, Hell even has their own verson of Recrutiers. The cast of characters is rich and so well "humanized" that I felt as if I really knew each and every one of them. I read this novel quickly, devouring it . I do hope that the author turns this one book into a series, because I will gladly buy the next novel too!
Jack, a quirky vampire with an extensive music collection, made a deal with the devil exactly 300 years ago. Still, 300 years is a long time and Jack had almost forgotten about the agreement, that is, until the Devil's second in command shows up to inform him that a desk job awaits him in Hell, and Jack will soon be escorted to the place where he will live and work for the rest of eternity. From there, Jack is ushered to his new life and given a crash course in the rules, expectations and even the fiery politics of Hell.
Rainey does a terrific job creating her own detailed, original version of Hell, complete with adminitrative offices, hierarchy and company picnics. And like the armed forces, Hell even has their own verson of Recrutiers. The cast of characters is rich and so well "humanized" that I felt as if I really knew each and every one of them. I read this novel quickly, devouring it . I do hope that the author turns this one book into a series, because I will gladly buy the next novel too!
July 11, 2011
Jack is not your usual vampire - he's not rich, extremely handsome, and he definitely doesn't sparkle. In fact, he's just kinda shlumping through his undead life, moving from one crappy job to another. His main concern is preventing bad music from happening to good people, and making it to the local blood bar before the human vampire wannabes come out to play. But, 300 hundred years ago, during your typical vampire hunt, he sold his soul to the devil, a niggling little detail he has chosen to forget. Unfortunately, the devil is a bit more on the ball and demon Alex Ridner has come to collect.
If the devil is really in the details (I know, bad pun), author Jennifer Rainey has done a great job creating an original depiction of hell. Actually, it looks a lot like earth - boring jobs, annoying and/or perky coworkers, backstabbing managers, divisive politics, rednecks, and bigotry, not to mention the mandatory company picnic, yikes!
The characters are well-drawn and likable, especially Jack and Alex, but even minor characters shine. Satan (affectionately called S by his colleagues) has quite the sense of humour and even God makes a guest appearance on the local TV channel.
This book is not great adventure but it is great fun. If your sense of humour runs to the dark side, this is definitely the book for you.
If the devil is really in the details (I know, bad pun), author Jennifer Rainey has done a great job creating an original depiction of hell. Actually, it looks a lot like earth - boring jobs, annoying and/or perky coworkers, backstabbing managers, divisive politics, rednecks, and bigotry, not to mention the mandatory company picnic, yikes!
The characters are well-drawn and likable, especially Jack and Alex, but even minor characters shine. Satan (affectionately called S by his colleagues) has quite the sense of humour and even God makes a guest appearance on the local TV channel.
This book is not great adventure but it is great fun. If your sense of humour runs to the dark side, this is definitely the book for you.
October 22, 2011
There are books about vampires. Then there are books about Hell. Combine these two and throw in some wonderful snarky and wry dialogues in a job-from-hell setting (literally), and you've got this book. Jennifer Rainey certainly presents one of the most unique views on vampires that I ever came across, though it's probably not the kind of vampire books that fans will crave, as this is more of a detail in the whole story and not its sole focus.
The narrative is dabbling along, living mostly of the wonderful dialogues, though there really aren't many ups and downs between start and finish. While I loved the authors writing style and character depictions, especially of the demon Alex, and how she spins the relationship between him and vampire Jack along, I must admit the book was a bit of a slow read for me, so the narrative flow could certainly use a bit of tuning.
In short: A different kind of vampire story for those who love quirky humor!
The narrative is dabbling along, living mostly of the wonderful dialogues, though there really aren't many ups and downs between start and finish. While I loved the authors writing style and character depictions, especially of the demon Alex, and how she spins the relationship between him and vampire Jack along, I must admit the book was a bit of a slow read for me, so the narrative flow could certainly use a bit of tuning.
In short: A different kind of vampire story for those who love quirky humor!
July 6, 2012
A fun, if slightly uneven novel about a vampire getting sent to hell which- it turns out- is a lot like working at a government desk job. Good characters, snappy writing, an(intentional?) homage to Nick Hornby's "High Fidelity" and some inspired moments of comedy are highlights. As it lagged a bit, the middle section could have used some editorial tightening and a little more snappiness and romantic/ sexual tension. I am interested to see the author's next work!
If this book were an animal, it would be a kitten. A sharp-clawed kitten wearing a white shirt and black clip-on tie and trying to fix your copy machine and cursing up a storm while doing it. (Yes, I am aware that my animal metaphors are becoming more and more stream-of-consciousness, but YOU try coming up with an animal for each book you read).
If this book were a drink, it would be a Manhattan. Served at a trendy bar. In Hell.
If this book were an animal, it would be a kitten. A sharp-clawed kitten wearing a white shirt and black clip-on tie and trying to fix your copy machine and cursing up a storm while doing it. (Yes, I am aware that my animal metaphors are becoming more and more stream-of-consciousness, but YOU try coming up with an animal for each book you read).
If this book were a drink, it would be a Manhattan. Served at a trendy bar. In Hell.
May 10, 2013
I really tried to like this book. I was looking for a light, amusing, and entertaining read. What I got was...boring. Oh, the author is a talented writer, but fifty pages into the book I'm still reading about someone who could be a neighbor or a friend if you overlook the fact he drinks blood and not beer. The main character is apparently the most boring vampire on the face of the planet.
I feel bad giving it so few stars because the writing really is excellent. The hints of the story-to-come are really interesting, too. But I just couldn't get past the slow start. I suppose that I like a bit more escapism in my books. Reading about day to day life just isn't enough to keep my interest. I suppose I'd expected the book to move more quickly, to go somewhere (besides a low-rent buddy's apartment). Others may get more out of it than I did. I only gave it two stars because of the excellent writing.
I feel bad giving it so few stars because the writing really is excellent. The hints of the story-to-come are really interesting, too. But I just couldn't get past the slow start. I suppose that I like a bit more escapism in my books. Reading about day to day life just isn't enough to keep my interest. I suppose I'd expected the book to move more quickly, to go somewhere (besides a low-rent buddy's apartment). Others may get more out of it than I did. I only gave it two stars because of the excellent writing.
March 6, 2013
i was intrigued by the description of the book and it was chosen as our book club's book of the month. the idea of someone being forced to be a receptionist in hell sounded funny. i thought the author did a wonderful job in the beginning keep my attention and throwing in the humor. i loved how jack thought he could hide from the devil!! but once jack gets to hell the story takes a weird and unexpected turn. i would have liked to see the story focus more on the crazy happenings at the receptionist desk. I also had a tough time with the benjamin story line. he was tossed in occasionally through out the book at awkward places and then we never really find out what happens to him. overall it was a good book.
March 14, 2011
These Hellish Happenings is one of the most unique, and brave, books I've ever read. I've read books that have given us an alternate view of Hell before, but Jennifer has created a very entertaining version. Hellish is a very funny novel, and it dared to go in a direction I didn't think it would. I won't say to spoil anyone, but let me say I did not see the romance in the story coming at me at all :) Everything about Hellish is different, from the version of Hell it presents all the way down to the "normal" vampire main character.
Strengths:
Very memorable characters
Amazing setting
Weaknesses:
It didn't bother me, but some people will not go for the romantic angle
Strengths:
Very memorable characters
Amazing setting
Weaknesses:
It didn't bother me, but some people will not go for the romantic angle
November 3, 2015
A fun, quick read. Jack Bentley isn't your typical literary hero - he's a smug slacker who can't hold down a job, as well as being a bit of a narcissist. Yet you can't help liking him somehow, and I think it's because despite being a vampire, he's just a regular guy getting beaten down by life, just like the rest of us. I enjoyed this book quite a bit. There were a few false moments where the author left Jack to visit some minor characters' points of view - distractions that didn't really add anything to the story. But: the main characters were interesting, the situation was original, and there was a lot of teh funny. I'm definitely saving this to read again.
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April 8, 2011I can honestly say that this was one of the most original, captivating and unusual books I have ever read.
I was lucky enough to win the book on this site and having read that it was vampire-based, I honestly expected it to be a gory horror, but I was pleasantly surprised to find a very, very funny and also a touching novel.
Jennifer Rainey in my opinion is one of the most enthralling authors I have ever read and this is one of the best books I have ever read. The only reason it has taken me so long to read this is that I was enjoying it so much, I didn't really want to reach the end!
I was lucky enough to win the book on this site and having read that it was vampire-based, I honestly expected it to be a gory horror, but I was pleasantly surprised to find a very, very funny and also a touching novel.
Jennifer Rainey in my opinion is one of the most enthralling authors I have ever read and this is one of the best books I have ever read. The only reason it has taken me so long to read this is that I was enjoying it so much, I didn't really want to reach the end!
February 22, 2012
I almost didn't finish this one -- I got about halfway through and was just tired of it. The writing was like something out of a high school creative writing project. That being said, by the end, I did sort of like the characters, and the story was kind of unique. Long story short, it's set in hell, if hell were a high rise office building, and all the demons were totally hot.
Full disclosure, I got this book free from Amazon.com, and it was totally worth the price. I would have been disappointed had I paid for it, though.
Full disclosure, I got this book free from Amazon.com, and it was totally worth the price. I would have been disappointed had I paid for it, though.
July 9, 2011
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed this book! I assumed it was a different take on the whole "going to Hell" story but I found myself laughing throughout, mostly at how intricate Hell is created here. I was a bit sad that there was no big government conspiracy, and the emphasis on a relationship between the two characters, but overall a funny book and an interesting change of pace for the genre.
August 10, 2016
A very original and different book! I enjoyed it much more than I had thought I would, and would definitely read a second in the series. There were some parts that were slow, and it rambled a bit and really some parts were very odd, but overall good and I got it free for my kindle, which is even better!
April 5, 2018
I loved this book! I read over some of the reviews and bits that people complained about we're what made the story to be honest. Don't get me wrong the humor was great and it was a fun idea but the grim mundane side of it is what made it such a great read! I could talk about it for forever... my first draft of this review was embarrassingly long so I'll end it by saying thanks for the great read
July 18, 2011
This book was really good. I loved that the main character has had enough customer service jobs to wallpaper his apartment in name tags. The author is an alumni of the local high school where I live. A job well done I feel, looking forward to the second book in the series.
October 7, 2012
FINALLY finished this book. It was good enough to keep reading, but not enough to keep me readinging it consistently. Took me a long time to get through it. Amusing enough at times, but just kind of mediocre. The end happened pretty fast, too.
September 13, 2013
I picked this up on an amazon sale for free, and I thought I would never read it. But I ended up doing it, and I was not disappointed. The book is all sorts of funny, and everything about it was unexpected. Definitely worth the read.
June 7, 2011
This is hilarious
September 16, 2011
My goodreads activity is pitiful lately. Review to come.
February 15, 2012
pretty funny
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