The book that I read was Mrs.Lizzy is Dizzy by Dan Gutman. The characters in this book are Aj the main character, Mrs Lizzy, Andrea the girl that Aj hates, Mrs.Jafee, Mr.Klutz Mr.Granite, Ryan, Michael, Officer Spence, Mrs Stanford, Emily and Neil.
Aj hates school friday one of his favorite days of the week. Friday one is his favorite days because the next day is Saturday and the next day is Sunday and they don't have school. His teacher is Mr.Granite he all ways taking about the environment. They had a robber drill at their school and they had to be quite so they put people to gether by girl boy girl boy Aj had to sit by Andrea she said “ugh disgusting”. Andrea calls Aj Arlo because Aj does not like it.
Officer Spence walked in the classroom their school security guard to tell them the robber trill is over. Over the classroom speaker Mr.Klutz announced that it is crazy week is next week. Monday will be crazy hair day. Tuesday it will be crazy clothes day. Wednesday will be crazy hat day. Thursday crazy shoes day. Friday crazy everything day. Aj on Monday for crazy hair day his mom gave him a mohawk. At recess on monday a lady walked across the street with yellow hair. She said hi kids my name is Elisabeth but you can call me Mrs.Lizzy. Mrs Lizzy told the kids that she was your teacher for Recess Enrichment Program and their going to do a lot o fun things.
For Recess Enrichment Program that day Mrs.Lizzy taught them how to make animals out of balloons. Tuesday was crazy clothes day Aj wore his dads pinstripe shirt with a red bowtie soccer shorts mittens and knee pads. Mrs. Lizzy was wearing a trash bag with holes cut out for the arms and legs. At recess Mrs.Lizzy brought a goat and taught the kids how to milk a goat. Wednesday was crazy hat day Aj wore a hat with a propeller on the top of it. For Recess Enrichment that day Mrs.Lizzy taught the kids how to yodel. Thursday was crazy shoes day Aj put two old shoe boxes on his feet. Mrs.Lizzy was going to teach the kids how to armpit fart. On friday it was crazy everything day Aj wore a bucket on his head and bounded to school on a pogo stick. For Recess Enrichment Mrs.lizzy brought a crate of worms she said they were worm composing. She said you can use worms to turn food scraps into this stuff called compost that can be added to grow plants, flowers, fruits, and vegetables.
Officer Spence came running over and said freeze dirtbag your under arrest! Mrs.Lizzy was not the real Recess Enrichment teacher she kidnapped the real Recess Enrichment teacher and tied her up in a secret room in the school basement. She was just a pretending to be the real teacher. The real teachers name is Mrs.Stanford. Mrs.Stanford said she was going to teach the kids useful things. The next week after Mrs.Lizzy got arrested the goat that they milked was at the playground. The end.
I recommend this book to Harrison because he likes the books by Dan Gutman.
I rated this book a five because it was funny.
This book connects to the theme because it was a funny book.