Hi, there. My name is Nick Neercassel. I’m a third generation Theological Private Eye (TPE) and I work for God. The pay is sketchy, the hours are ridiculously long, and since I have Centaurian blood, I may be in this job for much longer than I care to; yes, a real vacation is nowhere on the horizon. But if I ever do make it to what Raymond Chandler called the Big Sleep, it’ll be sweet relaxation and well-deserved recompense. Or so I tell myself when there’s nobody else around to talk to, which is often the case.