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320 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1998
Whenever people describe [Cold Case Squad pioneer] Jack Maple, they invariably talk about what an amazing dresser he was. But I've seen pictures. The man dressed like a pimp, for God's sake. Outlandish, inelegant, it's just plain embarrassing how badly he dressed. Didn't the man have friends? The kind of friends to pull him aside and say, "Jack, dude. Look in the mirror." Someone told me he smelled. Then someone else told me this: "If Jack Maple didn't know about something on Friday, he read every book he could get his hands on over the weekend, and he was an expert by Monday." It turns out, this incredibly bad dresser might be the reason thousands of us aren't dead right now. (p. 14)