Re Two Timing Man - Roberta Leigh brings us her standard lady buffet lurving H and slightly amoral h trope, along with another never ending nasty love triangle set to run and run, again.
This time the h and H first meet when the h, who is a director in the family PR firm, agrees to sub as a cocktail waitress for her cousin in a downmarket gambling club. The h's cousin was married to a slime slurper who took all her money, got her preggers and then ran out. The cousin did not want to ask the h's somewhat judgy and bossy family for help, so she got herself a job that allowed her to be with her baby during the day and worked nights while her landlady watched the baby.
Instead of just telling the cousin that she could have a job at the h's family firm and then paying the cousin the wages she would have made, the h dresses up in a slinky costume and pretends to be the cousin at the club and goes around sneering inwardly at everybody. There is a young man there who likes the h's cousin and wants to date her, but the cousin has been evading him.
Tonight the cousin's wanna be beau shows up with an older guy, who claims the h is a tarty bimbo along with all the other tramps in the place , and makes sneery faces as the h hurriedly explains the switch out with her cousin to the cousin's beau.
The h takes exception to this remark, but she just gets on with the job with a pointed LOOK. Until one of the club managers gets gropey and the H interferes and rescues the h. Then there is more tart shaming remarks because the h returned the H's wallet after he dropped it and he assumed she picked his pocket.
The H's remarks and tarty suggestions lead the h to slap him and eventually everyone goes off to their separate corners. The next day the h has told her cousin to come work for her, she has a new client's chain of department stores to promote and it is a big job.
But the client's firm has merged with another one and the new boss is the H from the night before. There is a lot of back and forth verbal insults as the two battle it out over the situation and the H comes across as a full-on pervy lecher. The h holds her own tho and eventually they get to work on the PR the h is vetting to do.
The h wants to use company employees on TV to promote different areas of the stores and we then meet the OW. She is issuing clear keep off the H warnings, but the h is very attracted to the H and flirts anyway.
There is a lot of publicity promotions combined with the H and h snarking back and forth to each other. We also find out that the cousin's beau is the brother of the OW and the H and OW are very against the cousin her beau becoming a couple.
Then the h decides to cancel her clients and go out with the H when he calls her up, he claims that he and the OW aren't serious and this leads to a big night of lurve clubbing where the h declares she loves the H. The next day the OW tells the h that she and the H will probably be marrying at the end of the year.
Since the H has made no seekrit of how involved he is with the OW, it is reasonable for the h to assume that they have been having an open relationship and are now tying the knot. The h feels betrayed, tho she knew that that there was a lot more to the relationship with the OW than what the H claimed. She avoids the H as much as possible, but she set up an interview for the H on television.
Per the H's request, the h told the interviewer not to ask personal questions of the H or his eligible bachelor status or his love life. To the h's horror, the interviewer starts asking extremely personal questions during the broadcast and the H accuses the h of telling the man to do it for revenge. The TV host was given a letter supposedly from the h, advising him to question the H's personal life.
The h figures out that the letter was forged and she figures the OW was the one who did it, but she has no proof and the H has fired her firm anyways, so the h just gets on with things. We also find out the cousin was set to move into her beau's house, but he put her off and now she is homeless and she was so upset she walked under a car and is in hospital. The h believes the H was behind the cousin's beau's change of heart and it is another reason for her to be angry.
The h has one last publicity event to do at the H's store. After it is over, the husband of a former employee takes the h hostage using a hand grenade, he wants £2000 and a trip to Spain for his wife and kids. The h calls the H as the man demands and eventually the police use a water hose to knock the man down and save the h.
This doesn't kick off a big reconciliation scene or even a conversation between the H and h. Instead the H goes back to his lady buffet sampling, including a lot of time with his OW. The h dates a bit and per the usual RL standard, meets a perfectly nice man that she can't get close to because she isn't over the H.
The cousin's sewer slime husband dies and the cousin and the OW brother decide to marry. The reason the cousin's beau wouldn't let her move in with him was because of the threats the mad hand grenade person was making. He targeted everyone associated with the H, including the OW and her brother, as they all work for the H and both the H and the cousin's beau were distancing themselves from the h and her cousin to keep them safe.
The H, the OW and the h all go to the wedding and the OW is her usual catty self and the h just goes on about her day. Eventually the OW apologizes for the letter and claims that the H loves her and then blames the whole mess on the h for believing the skanky witch when the OW said she and the H were marrying. The OW has found a richer guy to leech off of and is moving to France to marry him.
The H and h finally talk and the H claims he loves her and the h loves him back and we leave the two planning the wedding after more lurve clubbing for the dubious HEA.
This book was great at amoral people being nasty to each other, but really bad on convincing anyone that the H wanted anything more than an extra few nights of really good sex. I wasn't buying the HEA on this one. Mainly cause all the explanations are done by the OW. As we have seen throughout the story, she lies.
Still, the h wasn't saying no when she had serious doubts about the H's veracity and really the h was the OW for most of the story and she chose that herself. So as they say in the real world,"If they will cheat with you, the will cheat on you" and the h will only have herself to blame when this all goes pear shaped 20 pages after the book ends.
The banter between the H and h is good and the first half is pretty well done in terms of the h and H sparking off each other, so if you have the tolerance for an RL standard day at the HP office, this might not be a terrible HPlandia outing.