TW: sexual abuse, murder, miscarriage, domestic abuse, fat phobia
If you take anything from this review, it should be that this book is trash and you can't convince me otherwise. If you want to know why, keep reading....
At first glance the storyline of "The Reluctant Suitor" sounds pretty good. Adriana and Colton got more or less arranged to be married when they were children. Both of them never thought it would actually come to this wedding, but when Colton returns home a bit unexpected to take over his family's estate, he realises:"Damn, Adriana got hot! Gotta shoot my shot!" And that's already when things started to go down, because Colton questioned how he could have rejected 6-YEARS-OLD Adriana when she became such a beauty in her 20s. No comment.
But let's start with my biggest object of hate in this book: Colton. I never hated a character as much as I hate him. This man thinks with his dick and his dick only. And you know, I don't mind the whole desperate horny-guy-trope in books when it's done right. But it wasn't done right here. Colton takes one look at Adriana is goes "I'm gonna hit that." He turns down their engagement once again, but proposes to Adriana that they should have sex anyway, because he wants to and she is beautiful. He exposes his erected manhood in front of her after knowing for like 1 hour and expected that to work. Later on, he pushes his erection into her back at an event, because she should know what she does to him. Did I mention that Adriana never initiated or teased him for such actions? Because she didn't! And to top it all of, after Adriana almost got raped, all Colton could think about was how hot she looked in her shredded clothes and he couldn't help himself but to kiss her and grope her ass. How this man is supposed to be a charming rake is beyond me. This man possesses no communication skill whatsoever. Like he can't even flirt, he is just straight up creepy. When Adriana's mind screamed "HIS AUDACITY!", I couldn't agree more, because this guy is the worst. He is like the creepy frat boy at a party who think talking about how good in bed he is, would score you. Yikes!
Adriana could have been a character I could have liked. She was quite strong minded, smart, natural and caring. She often was the funny one and actually was charming. My biggest problem with her was that her personality felt very inconsistent. One moment she was this fierce woman with a mind of her own and the next, she was dumber than a piece of bread. The book starts off with her running away from Roger, because apparently he is the creep, and like one chapter later, she is like "Roger...mmhh...I don't think he is a threat to my well-being. I'm just hiding and running away when he is near, but I am not scared of him." *Insert facepalm here* I also still wonder how she could have been so upset at 6-years old that 16-years-old Colton rejected her hand in marriage. She was a literal child. I don't think most first graders are like "Damn, this old dude doesn't want to marry me. My life is ruined." Just Stupid.
Roger is the villain of the story. That's why he is the poor, titleless guy who doesn't take no as an answer. Without the killing and raping of people, he probably would be the Hero in modern historical romances, because this guy is persistent and possessive. I still wonder how it is possible that he is convinced, if he rapes Adriana and gets her pregnant, she'd be his happy, jolly wife...but ok.
One thing that I disliked about all the aristocratic characters is that they were extremely snobby. Not one was kind and open to the non-aristocratic characters that mingled between them. Even though they were richer as them. Even though they claimed to be friends with them.
The plot itself could have been good. I liked the whole idea of the 90-days-courting period in which both of them wanted to proof that their relationship wouldn't work. Their quarrels at times were entertaining. Overall, this book is very character-driven. The main turning point is the relationship between Colton and Adriana which could have been fine, but the author really had to push tons of unnecessary side plots. This book could have been 200 pages shorter. Without the unnecessary last 200 pages it might have been a two or three star read, but these last chapters just ruined it even more. Just a bunch of unnecessary twists that were just stupid. Roger as the big villain wasn't really crucial to the story, he was there to make Colton look good, even though he still pretty bad in my opinion.
The pacing was meh. The chapters are very long and the one scene of consists of multiple chapters which means around 50+ pages in the same scene with an uncountable amount of POV switches. The books felt really slow. Not only because of the pacing, but also because of the writing style. I usually like a more whimsical writing style, but the one in this book was not good. First, it took me a while to get used to the writing and then I just found it annoying how so many unnecessary details were explained for like a whole page. Plus, there were just too many repetitions in this one. If I have to read the word orb one more time, I am going to jump out of my window. But it's not just repeating words, I feel like the same two paragraphs about how attracted Colton and Adriana are to each other appeared in every chapter, over and over again. If you have to keep reminding your reader that often that the MCs are interested in each other, maybe they aren't. Maybe you try to convince yourself that the creepy advances of Colton are justified by Adriana's attraction towards him.
Another masterpiece was the description of boobs as melons...seriously. Or the metaphor of a sword and its sheet instead of penis and vagina. It's just bad writing. Sorry not sorry.
I also disliked the heavy dialect all non-aristocratic people in this book had. And I get it, you want to make it visible that there are the rich, educated people and the poor, uneducated people, but as an international reader, as someone not familiar with every English dialect there is, it was a bit too much. Like I barely understood what they said.
To top it all of, this book is littered with fat shaming and fat phobia. All good character are petite and thin, and the bad, "disgusting" (yes, the author literally used disgusting to describe an oversize body) characters are plus size. There is constant commentary on how much they should eat or that they shouldn't have eaten that. Colton literally shamed his ex-lover by thinking that even though his wife is pregnant, she still is skinner and more attractive than Pandora with her wide hips. Adriana worried that her husband would find her pregnant body unattractive, because of its roundness and her gaining weight....I just can't. Listen, I am a small person, but this is just unacceptable. This is textbook fat phobia. Especially, in a time period where none of this would have mattered, in a time period where having a bit more fat on your body was considered attractive. Most people in the regency era didn't strive to look like a Victoria secret angels...women were allowed to look like normal people with some fat on their body.
I am not going to talk about how the author used miscarriage as a trauma trope...because it is already bad as it is.
All in all, don't read this book, unless you want to torture yourself for almost 600 pages.