Bitch

by Carla René, Garrett Peck

Ever wish your obnoxious neighbours would just die already? In this flash fiction, watch as the old lady upstairs gets her delicious revenge on her nosey neighbours.

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First published September 1, 2004

About the author

I'm currently taking a medical break from my studies of pursuing double doctorates in Astrophysics and Applied Mathematics and working as an award-winning and published coloured pencil artist.

A professional stand-up comedienne, tv/stage/film actress and a published author, you've seen my work on NBC sitcoms, Zanies, and the Kennedy Centre in DC to name just a few.

I am on an eternal mission to prove to my parents that they should've used birth control.

I have three whiny, maniacal, co-dependent and I-swear-they-drop-acide-behind-my-back cats who treat me as if I'm the hired help.

I want to meet the guy who designed the little plastic thingy inside women's wallets so I can smoosh his head into one.

Really--I wish for so little.