Told through the eyes of this passionate modern Warrior Woman trying to survive, Expiration Dates! is about a 50-year-old woman who loses everything but triumphs fighting the major pharmaceuticals for targeting the giant Baby Boomer women's market to sell unnecessary and unproven drugs. To exacerbate her sudden have-not status, as if to rub salt in her wounds, Kate keeps running into Kim Nara, the gorgeous, incandescent sexy 30-something no-brainer Japanese poster girl for everything money can buy. At the same time Kate's older sister, the Irish Catholic sex-nazi embezzles Kate's inheritance and evicts Kate from the home that had been in their family for 80 years.