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271 pages, Hardcover
First published September 27, 1993
I reflected on what our last ride had told me; Tucson--or so he said--was one of the few cities in America that was off limits to Soviet citizens. I supposed for that reason the Soviets had a number of missles aimed at Tucson. I took that as a reassuring thought. Arizona is a desolate wasteland, but it might be considerably improved by detonating a few H-bombs in and around Tucson.
It would have been greatly to my advantage if I could have admitted to being an alcoholic or a drug addict. The social workers have no way of assisting someone who is sane and sober. My interview with the social worker made it clear that only three explanations of homelessness could be considered: drug addiction, alcoholism, and psychiatric disorder. [Eighner was none of these.] The more successful I was in ruling out one of these explanations,, the more certain the others would become. Professional people like to believe this. They like to believe that no misfortune could cause them to lose their own privileged places. They like to believe that homelessness is the fault of the homeless--that homeless people have special flaws not common to the human condition, or at least that the homeless have flaws that professional people are immune to.
This memoir offers a noteworthy peek into the “homeless and on the road” subculture and book genre. Author Lars Eighner was a gay homeless Texas author of some repute. After early success as an author of gay men’s porn fiction, he became homeless in the 1980s. For the next three years he and his canine companion Lizbeth travelled extensively across the American southwest. They lived a precarious existence in homeless camps (“hobo jungles”) or abandoned buildings. Eighner had no regular source of income from any source except for the occasional sale of porn fiction to various gay men’s magazines.
According to the author, as a matter of principle he did not beg, panhandle, or steal to meet his and Lizbeth’s needs. Eighner devoted an entire chapter to the art of “dumpster diving” including practical advice and instructions on how to safely select which dumpster finds might be safe to eat, though he mentions that he generally experienced regular monthly bouts of dysentery from eating spoiled and rotten dumpster food. Lars Eigner wrote succinctly, dispassionately, and with erudition about the entire experience.
Dog lovers take note: Worry not about how “the poor dog” survived the author’s lifestyle. The author took much better care of the pup than Eighner provided for himself. In fact, if anyone had cared about the author as much as the author loved the dog, they probably wouldn’t have been homeless in the first place.
My rating: 7/10, finished 12/25/24 (4012).