✨Get you a woman who can do both: think you’re a romance novel hero and a serial killer 🥰✨
This book sounds cool as shit right? And because books that seem like hot girl summers can quickly become mediocre white boy summers, I want to give you an honest look at what you’ll get! I constructed this review into a few sections to hopefully address your expectations of what to find in it! I talk about the story as a whole, the main characters, the main source of tension, the steam level, a genre discussion, writing style, and just my overall feelings towards it! Hopefully this helps you decide if ya want to give it a read!
The whole serial killer thing is definitely contained to her writing about them in her dissertation and making references to them. It’s not a mystery or a thriller. It’s funny without being a comedy and a bit morbid without being morose. It has first person narration and only one POV from Phoebe. There’s an HEA and I can see arguments for this being either contemporary fiction or contemporary romance. It is definitely character driven and focused on Phoebe reconciling her past with the future that she ultimately wants (which she surprisingly hasn’t figured out at the start of the book).
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It’s a yes from me! And to be quite honest, thank fuuuuck I liked it. True crime and that cover? Having to hate it would be the real crime. I was definitely apprehensive at the beginning because I just didn’t know where this book was gonna go. After reading, it’s a lot like Beach Read. It toes the line between contemporary fiction and a romance novel, but it’s ultimately just a really good book no matter how you categorize it.
Like Beach Read, Phoebe moved into her father’s house after he died and battles those demons and what it means to have a father who just wasn’t a great man. She’s also writing her dissertation on the true crime genre and it was super interesting to read some of the connections she was drawing. The writing style was compelling and clever, and was definitely a nice charcuterie board of sarcasm, wit, and emotion.
The “is he a serial killer” bit didn’t stay a mystery for long but was fun while it lasted and does make for a good hook. I greatly enjoyed watching Phoebe grow as a character and to stop self-sabotaging (even subliminally). By the end, her personal relationships were very wholesome and cute; her and her brother especially!
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Phoebe is a very fresh main character whom I couldn’t help but love and root for. She’s plus sized and I definitely liked the straight forward representation. There’s a scene where she assessed herself and it felt like a very sincere portrayal and I loved to see it. I really related to a lot of Phoebe’s character, especially this one moment where she flashbacks to her as a kid thinking about all the things she’d have as an adult. Obviously in her child brain, being an adult would be gorgeous gorgeous and very easy. Obviously as an adult, that’s not the case.
She was definitely questionable at times but I was never truly annoyed because it all fit within her character and you could see her motivations, reasons, and the history of her that made her react in self-detrimental ways. So while she does start off as a bit of a dick, she’s a self aware one (top five kind of dick in my opinion). Also her come to Jesus at the end nearly made me cry and reminded me of Natalie Portman’s character in No Stings Attached.
Sam was a potential serial killer cinnamon roll who probably couldn’t harm a box of Frosted Flakes if he tried. He has a pool and I recommend all heroes have a pool from now on because pools are hot. He’s an elementary school music teacher which is ADORABLE and we get to see him interact a bit with the kids. He’s definitely swoony and I loved the beginning when they first meant and all of his little clues of affection. **Tbh his character kinda reminded me of Rick Moranis but that’s only because he hosts a party and it was total Ghostbusters vibes (without the giant gargoyle). He was just so wholesome.**
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The last half of the book definitely felt more like a romance to me and it is ultimately why I gave the book the extra half star. Her groveling was heartfelt and earned and the relationship was super cute. I loved how Sam didn’t place Phoebe on a towering pedestal where she could do no wrong. He had some lines in there—reading her to filth—that made me clutch my pearls and reach for a fan. That’s hot. I don’t mind the third act breakup when it’s needed to help a character shape up or grow and it definitely worked here. Phoebe just wasn’t able to understand that she could love Sam until she figured some shit out on her own. Sam wouldn’t accept less than he deserved. That’s hot.
The only thing that would make me not call this a romance is that Sam (our hero) is simply not flawed. He doesn’t really have an arc besides fixing up a guitar. He doesn’t have family issues or personal woes and barely even has a bad romantic past. He’s a straight up good guy. Having a romance hero (and main character) be pretty one-dimensional makes the book feel more like a personal arc and self-growth contemporary fiction than a true romance.
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Overall, Phoebe didn’t fundamentally change who she was when she finally got her HEA (as she shouldn’t) but she did accept that she could love and be loved, which was the backbone of the novel and the driving force. The love, of course, coming from not just Sam but her family and friends as well. I think the true crime element added a very fun and unique twist on a more or less basic plot set-up. The romance was cute and hot and pretty low angst. I’ll for sure read more from this author and I can’t wait for the audiobook to come out. And of course, this book will leave you researching a bunch of different serial killers and listening to the dulcet tones of Keith Morrison after you’re done.
That’s all for now. I’m Lester Holt. Thanks for joining us. *Cue ethereal humming and smooth guitar outro music.*
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.25/5 🌶🌶.25*/5
* The steam was so surprising! I was so delighted to get the second scene and it definitely gave the relationship more of an edge. The scenes weren’t super long esp after *penetration* but you had a clear visual of who was doing what and how it was being done and what it was being done with. A little dirty and hot and definitely more than I expected. There were a few other closed door moments. I’d say a little more explicit than the Hating Game and hotter than Beach Read?
Thanks to the author and publisher for giving me a free advanced digital arc in exchange for a review! Words are honest and mine as always.
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Extra: I think there are ways to argue that it both is and isn’t a romance novel. Either way, I still really enjoyed it but I do think this is about more than just romantic love (in the time of serial killers). Relationships between Phoebe and her family, childhood friend, and *the past* are also a very prominent part of the story. Love of all kinds (in the time of serial killers). She must reconcile her past in order to have the future she started to think she’d never get… while also writing a dissertation that is kinda stressful because anything related to school is stressful.
Extra: I think the editor could’ve pushed for more an arc for Sam, since this was ultimately sold to readers as a romance. It didn’t really impact my enjoyment because I liked the story and I liked the growth of Phoebe and I loved the HEA. Sam did have his moments—hello bossy Sam taking care of Phoebe kink—but it could be a way to increase the romantic tension and add depth to the relationship as a whole.
Extra: The book definitely relies on pop culture (and true crime) references so if that’s not your thing, maybe rethink this one. It worked for me because my brain works like that too—the amount of times I say “I just want to dance” from Music and Lyrics is alarming since I never want to dance and 9 times out of 10 I’m met with the reception of a dot dot dot. In one breath the book is talking about Dateline and with the next it’s drawing parallels to America’s Next Too Model. Some of my other favorites were American Girl, Lisa Frank, and cinnamon brown sugar Pop-tarts. The references are also an armor that Phoebe wears as a defense mechanism whenever she feels uncomfortable (hence the amount of them).
Extra: Idk if you’re in school where you have to write a major thesis or dissertation this may stress you out because I already have my masters but I was getting war flashbacks. Maybe use it as a treat when you’re finished with a big school project (if that’s relevant to you) because it would feel a lot better reading this book AFTER you’ve dangled over flames of academic hell. If I read this while still in school I’d have been too stressed.
Extra/Spoiler(idk): I’m not saying I wanted the dude to be an actual serial killer, but that whole “assumption” could’ve lasted a bit longer because that was also a huge selling factor. Or there could’ve been a legit mystery woven in besides the reason he dresses like a nondescript background video game character. I think this would’ve added an extra layer to the plot/Sam’s character as well. Or there could’ve actually been an active serial killer case that she maybe thinks she could solve but she has no hand in it whatsoever when the killer is caught at the end. A little humor and a little mystery and a little more tension. (If this would’ve ended up like The Burbs I think that could’ve been SO fun as well, but definitely a different overall tone: more comedy less personal growth.)