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187 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2009
Actually, there’s a great deal I haven’t mentioned. How could I possibly include everything? Nonetheless, there is something I haven’t mentioned which I must have left out on purpose. That’s the difference. Or perhaps there isn’t any difference. Perhaps I leave out the things I’m not aware of leaving out on purpose.What a clever, enigmatic, and downright brilliant book. With deceptive simplicity, Juul turns the murder mystery genre on its head—and then some. Her prose is very lucid, often with staccato rhythms that reminded me often of another Scandinavian author: the great Tove Jansson. Like Jansson, Juul is a brilliant wordsmith, fashioning texture more so than narrative or flow.
When I staggered out to the toilet, the wine and the train and the joy made me uncertain on my feet. And to my great delight I deposited the biggest, well-formed turd I had ever sent into the toilet bowl. I looked at it with contentment and was only sorry that I couldn’t tell anybody about it. And then, just as I was about to let it slide onto the tracks below, I realised that we were standing at a station. Flushing the toilet was forbidden.
All I needed for happiness was a detective series. And there were lots to choose from. Simplicity was a virtue. First a murder, nothing too bestial. Then a police inspector. Insights into his or her personal problems, perhaps. Details about the victim. Puzzles and anomalies. Lines of investigation. Clues. Detours. Breakthrough. Case solved. Nothing like real life. I watched one thriller, then another. But as soon as the penny dropped, I lost interest. The puzzle attracted me – the solution left me cold. Nothing like real life. When only the loose ends were left to tie up, I usually went into the kitchen to fetch something to eat, or went to the loo. But when I got back, the police inspector had almost invariably realized, at the last minute, that the amicable individual in whom he had been confiding was in fact the villain. In the twinkling of an eye, someone found themselves in grave danger. Their rescue involved a few last-gasp killings before the villain was allowed to explain his sick, jealous mind or the abuse he had suffered as a child. Nothing like real life. The plot might have started off plausibly, but then all similarity disappeared. And another thing: this crime thriller appeared far better organized and far more real than my own life.If that’s what you’re looking for in this “crime novel” then you might want to think again. Yes, there is a crime. It happens in the first couple of pages and if you like books that hit the ground running then you’ll have no complaints here at all: Halland is murdered—or killed since it’s not clear at first whether this is a murder or an accidental killing—found with a bullet wound in him outside his house and his last words reportedly are “My wife has shot me.” We, of course, know it can’t have been her because she was in the shower at the time. In fact she comes to the door in her (Halland’s actually) dressing gown to find a man—“I had no idea whether he was a clerk or a policeman”—trying to arrest her for her husband’s murder. He’s not the police. They arrive promptly enough and assess the situation. Technically Halland is not her husband—“does the word widowed apply when a person wasn’t married?” she wonders later on—but, of course, the assumption most people would make is that a couple living together were probably married.