Going through all the books in the Kindle app on my iPad I came across this one and thought Hey, a Christmas story. It's that time of year, right? Well, not technically but my neighbors have already hung wreaths and garland on their porches and several have trees up, so the mood is Christmas around here. I didn't really remember it so went ahead and read it. And then it all came flooding back to me.
This is basically a Hallmark channel Christmas movie in book form. Derek, the short, compact, down on his luck department store worker with no family, working two jobs to pay his dead mother's lingering hospital bills, with a heart of gold...well, in the movie he would be played by Kristy Swanson? Joanna Garcia? Meh, doesn't really matter the actress I guess, just the fact that he would be played by an actress and not some young actor.
Michael, the six year old son of the department store owner would be played by Herve Villechaize - the kid is practically an adult with some of the lines he speaks. Every now and then a "cute" mispronunciation of a word would be thrown in to make us think, awwww how cute - he speaks like a toddler. But otherwise, totally a little 4 foot tall adult.
I'm only giving this two stars because it's so crazy unbelievable and sappy. Others may love it but for me it was just ok.