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The ZOMBIE'S Survival Guide, Thrive In The Zombie Apocalypse AFTER You Turn...
LEARN BEFORE YOU TURN!!! The Zombie Apocalypse is coming, it's not "if" it's "when", and the odds are highly in favor of you becoming one of the undead. A ghoul. A Dead. A Zombie. But don't worry, there are ways for you to "live" a very rewarding "life" after you turn. Many Zombies retain much of their intelligence and physical capabilities, and so can you. With the help of this Guidebook...
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First published September 28, 2010
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October 26, 2010
Hetfield Madden, of “Het Madden, A Zombie Perspective” fame, offers the ultimate survival guide for the Zombie (excuse me, Undead) Apocalypse he declares has already begun.
From describing all the gruesome, but manageable, changes your newly-dead body will experience to advising you on which groups of Healthies (the as yet still living) will pose the greatest threat to your perhaps surprisingly vulnerable corpse, this invaluable guide gives step-by-step instructions on how to be the best Dead you can be. And as Het assures this is the inevitable fate that awaits us all, this is a guide you’ll want to study thoroughly and keep close at hand for future easy reference.
Always hilarious, yet properly gross, Calvin A.L. Miller’s “The ZOMBIE’S Survival Guide” is a quick, fun read that could well be masking a satirically-scathing social commentary, during the reading of which you may find yourself wondering if sections are referring to the thinking Dead or the unthinking Living. Either way, it’s a great read, recommended for the wonderful complementary diagrams (provided by artist Alan Gandy), as well as for the piquant wit of the author.
From describing all the gruesome, but manageable, changes your newly-dead body will experience to advising you on which groups of Healthies (the as yet still living) will pose the greatest threat to your perhaps surprisingly vulnerable corpse, this invaluable guide gives step-by-step instructions on how to be the best Dead you can be. And as Het assures this is the inevitable fate that awaits us all, this is a guide you’ll want to study thoroughly and keep close at hand for future easy reference.
Always hilarious, yet properly gross, Calvin A.L. Miller’s “The ZOMBIE’S Survival Guide” is a quick, fun read that could well be masking a satirically-scathing social commentary, during the reading of which you may find yourself wondering if sections are referring to the thinking Dead or the unthinking Living. Either way, it’s a great read, recommended for the wonderful complementary diagrams (provided by artist Alan Gandy), as well as for the piquant wit of the author.
August 5, 2011
Every person should have this book on their shelf!! Love, love, love it!
April 12, 2012
It was ... cute! Not groundbreaking or particularly funny. It was refreshing to read something from a Zombie point of view. I chuckled a few times at the illustrations. I think making it a Zombie survival guide was a novel approach.
April 18, 2012
There are a few interesting ideas batted around in this one, but it reads more like an outline to a longer, better book than a self-contained work...
September 15, 2012
Well, it's early in the book, but so far it lacks any creativity, is not very entertaining/funny, and is stuff I already knew!
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