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329 pages, Paperback
First published August 31, 2005


• This man genuinely seems to respect Caroline Bingley. Like... sure in P&P at the first assembly Darcy implies she would not be "a punishment to stand up with." But that's the ONLY specific instance of even vague pro-Caroline sentiment I can think of. She is absolutely venomous here, as usual, and the fact that he even sits through it with a straight face, much less PARTICIPATES?? Only a villain.
• Inner monologue literally calls Elizabeth ugly. Even after he's in love with her persists in referring to her over and over as "not beautiful." UM? All of this goes way further than "tolerable," which was only said in the first place in a fit of pique.
• Again, I will return to this. Refers to Caroline's "taking an affectionate leave of her friend," when Jane leaves Netherfield after being sick. It's written like he actually perceives Caroline as showing genuine love, and this is not the only instance either. What kind of MORON?
• "Caroline was charming this evening." No, I will not let this go.
• Darcy schemes to get Georgiana and Bingley together. L O L. Darcy's opinion of Bingley is positive, but he has a severe view of several of Bingley's flaws. He would never put someone he perceives as irresponsible or flighty in his affections in Georgiana's way as a possible suitor. You would have to write at least two years of Bingley growing notably more mature as a person and Georgiana growing up and "coming out" to make this even remotely within Darcy's character.
• Suggests that Colonel Fitzwilliam marry Caroline!!!!!!!!!! What the snick snack paddy wack! No!! I will not let it go!!!
• "The charades were very enjoyable." Listen. If you can write this sentence from Darcy's POV with a straight face, you have NO understanding of who this man is.
• Literally MCFREAKING consults Caroline as to the arrangements of social events he is hosting. In what world?
• One of the rare moments in which this book exercises its own creativity is done so specifically to make the Rosings proposal MUCH MUCH MUCH worse. It embellishes a lot of terrible things into the proposal, too much to put down here, but -- take a look at a bit of what his imagination conjured for Elizabeth's theoretical acceptance speech:
"My relatives' situation in life, their follies and vices, cannot be expected to bring you pleasure, and I am sensible of the honour you do me in overlooking their inadequacies in order to ask me to be your wife. It is therefore with a humble sense of obligation that I accept your hand."
Someone just please shoot this man. Put him out of his misery. The reason he likes Elizabeth at all is BECAUSE she is NOT like this.