This afternoon would be as if etched in glass: bright, hard, and clear.
I read a book review recently in which the reader declared that they “no longer read novels that have stories of infidelity in them,” because they are “immoral.”
Hmm. This is a new one for me.
I understand triggers. Like, even though a story is fictional, scenes of abuse or rape can still be incredibly triggering to a reader. . . but “immoral?”
I had no idea we were all such great moralists. Is this what we do now? Have we run out of actual people to judge?
What's next, an author being brought on criminal charges for a fictional murder??
I don't get any of this. I was under the impression that we all go into this business of reading novels understanding that we are intentionally being immersed into worlds that aren't real. Well, don't we?
Well, I sure as hell do, and, to be honest, I've been so damned moral, I've spent most of my life like Hermione Granger on uppers (and I fucking regret it, to be honest).
I've been so damned squeaky clean, I GO OUT OF MY WAY TO READ ABOUT INFIDELITY.
And then some.
So. . . here's a warning to all of the great moralists: this entire novel is about an extramarital affair.
AND IT IS SO, SO, SO, SO, SO DAMNED GOOD.
It's right up there (for me) with some of the best books ever written on the topic of fictional adultery: Updike's THE MAPLES STORIES, Atwood's THE BLIND ASSASSIN, Graham's THE END OF THE AFFAIR, Flaubert's MADAME BOVARY, Tolstoy's ANNA KARENINA.
It's officially my new favorite Laurie Colwin, and I wasn't sure that any of her work would surpass HAPPY ALL THE TIME.
Once again, I flipped to the back jacket of the cover, and saw Ms. Colwin's photo from 1985 and, boy, did it make my brown eyes blue.
I also made the mistake of reading a delicate scene in the waiting room of a doctor's office, and before I could get a handle on myself, I choked, gasped and sputtered in an awkward public display.
I don't recommend reading this in public, but I do recommend reading it.
Unless you're one of the great moralists of fictional behavior.