Santa is a bear, the three wise me are hunks, and all those elves - just a bunch of overworked but horny employees in a factory at the North Pole. What else is there for them to do to keep warm? Did you know potato latkes are an aphrodisiac? Do you want hot wax from the Hanukah candles dripped all over you - over eight days? What do you want to find in your box on Christmas? Do nice things come in small or large packages? Sit back, grab a cup of eggnog, and snuggle up with these hot holiday inspired stories featuring the best presents you could ever want.