What a hilarious book! Who would have thought that punctuation could be funny? The authors, Richard Lederer and John Shore, did not want this book to be tedious and boring so they presented the material in an original and humorous way. Some of my favorites are:
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws - but a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
To learn the seven coordinating conjunctions (and, but, or, nor, yet, for, so) sing along to the tune of the Julie Andrew's hit "Do, Re, Mi".
And, a word, a real small word;
But, it's spelled with just one t;
Or, a stick we use to row;
Nor, half of a cold countreeee;
Yet, you bet it rhymes with wet;
For, one number more than three;
So a button on your fly -
And that brings us back to do, re, mi!
The following example demonstrates the use of a colon between chapters and verses in the Bible.
In Exodus 15:22-35, we are reassured that Moses was a male, because he spent forty years wandering around the wilderness, and never asked for directions.
The following shows the use of a dash to signify a sudden change in thought.
Just think! We're only an hour away from being the first people in history to fly around the world in a hot air balloon! We're going to be famous! We're going to - what's that burning smell?
I think I'm getting carried away here. Anyway, it was a fun read and I ended up finishing it in one sitting.