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352 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1984
"One of these would supply about enough electricity for one twelve-watt bulb, and that's it," said the insect dealer, and launched a second attack on her backside. There was the sound of a wet towel falling on the floor. He'd scored a direct hit, in the area of the crease in her buttocks. She emitted a scream that was half wail.
"Eventually I intend to convert all those old bikes in that pile over there. With twenty-eight bikes operating at the same time, charging up the car batteries, there would be enough energy to supply an average day's needs."
Pretending I was going to activate one to show them, I drew closer to the woman and laid a hand on her myself, not to be outdone. It was not so much a slap as a caress: that prolonged the contact by a good five times. Using her hand on the handlebars as a fulcrum, she swung herself around to the other side, bent forward, and giggled. On the other side, the insect dealer was waiting, palm outstretched. It was a game of handball, her bottom the ball.
Perhaps I shouldn't have said so much. But I wanted to impress it on her that I, for one, was not the sort of man who could go around brandishing the traditional male prerogatives. I was a mole, someone who might never fall into a marriage trap, but whose prospects for succeeding in any such scheme of his own were nil. Yet I was the captain of this ark, steaming on toward the ultimate apocalypse, with the engine key right in my hand. This very moment, if I so chose, I could push the switch to weigh anchor. What would she say then? Would she call me a swindler? Or would she lift her skirt and hold out her rump for me to slap?
"Want me to take your picture?"
"What for?"
"You look just like a human potted plant. It's so unusual - and then you'd have something to remember it all by. If the slate really does get wiped clean, and I get a chance to start over, I'm going to give up being a woman for a living, and take up photography."
Помню, в детстве в нашем доме были раздвижные ставни, и в нише, куда они задвигались на день, свила гнездо птичка. Коричневая пичужка, похожая на маленькую ворону. Я не люблю птиц. По утрам кричат, клещи от них, а когда долго к ним приглядываешься, замечаешь, какие противные у них клюв и глаза. От этой птицы я просыпалась чуть свет и с досады стала на ночь оставлять в нише одну ставню. А чтобы птица не могла влететь, сделала совсем узкую щель. Потом забыла о гнезде и вспомнила, лишь когда лето уже кончилось, — из щели между ставней и нишей вдруг показалась головка высохшей мертвой птички. Через щель она получала от родителей пищу, но когда выросла, вылететь не смогла. Ужас, правда? Такова родительская любовь.