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Goodreads asked Ian Siragher:

Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?

Ian Siragher "Okay, alright, all of you, come in, sit down, and be quiet, for god's sake shut the fuck up. Right, that's better, now see this, see how it shines, I bought it for my last school day, and yours."

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