“But I also was drawn to them because of the rumors. You see there were rumors about Eliza and his band mates and his friends. One rumor was that Eliza and his bandmates and his friends were covert agents, perception managers working for the secret world government corporate nexus. The band was said to be made of boy geniuses who had been recruited by the nexus at a very young age. Another rumor was that Eliza and his band mates and his friends were no longer active agents. The sub rumors of this rumor stated that Eliza and his bandmates and his friends were either retired, decamped, or defected. My favorite rumor was the one that stated that they were still active but peepers were supposed to believe that they were either retired, decamped, or defected.”