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“I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put his special parts inside a clamp to test him for anything, I think they would come up with a new plan before the doctor finished saying, "Put that thing there so I can crush it.”

Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
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Seriously... I'm Kidding Seriously... I'm Kidding by Ellen DeGeneres
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