“If there were a how-to book, Demon Slaying for Dummies, or The Complete Idiot’ s Guide to
Vampire Hunting, or a Wikipedia entry, or whatever, I think Rule No. 1 would be something like:
Do
not, under any circumstances, stop in the woods on the night of a full fucking moon and shoot up, when
you know the rogue werewolf you’ve been tracking for a week is probably pretty close by.”