Simcha Lazarus > Simcha's Quotes

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Knowledge is a weapon. I intend to be formidably armed.”
― Terry Goodkind

“There were old firemasters and bad firemasters; there were no old bad firemasters”
― Jon Courtenay Grimwood, The Fallen Blade

“Real life is physical. Give me books instead. Give me the invisibility of the contents of books, the thoughts, the ideas, the images. Let me become part of a book. . . . an intertextual being: a book cyborg, or, considering that books aren't cybernetic, perhaps a bibliorg.”
― Scarlett Thomas, The End of Mr. Y

“They do you a great honor. In Krasia, if no one is trying to kill you, it is because you're not worth killing.”
― Peter Brett The Desert Spear

“You're ten pints of crazy in a one-pint glass.”
― Scott Lynch

“This is where you and I are headed.... Look for us in history books and you'll find us in the margins. Look for us in legends and you might just find us celebrated”
― Scott Lynch

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”
― Mark Twain