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Introduce yourselves here. Oh. Well, I'm a 13-year old sadistic maniac who lives in a top-secret asylum on an island off the coast of Georgia. I enjoy books(duh), giraffes, and My Little Ponies, and loathe butternut squash.

Hello, I am Laszlo, I live somewhere in the milky way, I enjoy books(I am a Bibliophile.), specifically fiction ones, and I am currently reading The Fault in Our Stars,Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nihm,The Fairy-Tale Detectives and Slaughterhouse-Five. Also Doctor Who and FRINGE!

Hi I'm Xochil. Sorry to say I'm not as uh... strange as you guys. I live on planet ktrcbwegrnkutfwbirg. I LLLOOOVVVEEE reading. Trust me, all my friends ask who I like and I say books. 11 years and dark brown hair. Currently reading Things Not Seen by Andrew Clements. It's REALLY good even if I HAVE read it for the 1689563th time. And I happen to love butternut squash.

Aristocratic penguin!

That was random.

I won't answer that...

Hello, Spice, and tons of people like My Little Ponies.

THANK you, Laszlo.

So, what do you like? I am a fan of Physics.

No, just in general. Have you heard about the recent findings with the Higgs particle?

No, just some people call it the God particle.

Because it explains why subatomic particles have mass. It, itself, is a subatomic particle. All subatomic particles that interact with the Higgs field a lot, incuding the Higgs particle, get a lot of mass. If they interact a little, the get a little bit of mass. What happens if they don't interact?

North America.

Hello. Now, if it doesn't interact, what happens?

Sorry if I am being rude.

Yep. You looked at my profile?
I am sure you are magnificent at science. Do you like music?

How does music work?

I mean, where does sound come from?

Exactly. Have you ever heard of string theory?

Hey! The hedgehogs made me do it!

Based on strings on a guitar, what do you think it means?

No, imagine you haven't looked at Wikipedia. Guitar strings, what are they like?

What do they do?

So what do the strings from string theory do?

Bye!
What would you have said if you hadn't looked a Wikipedia?

You guys are starting to scare me with all this intellectual genius-speak...

No one, me you, or Albert Einstein is a genius.
Exactly! Strings inside of subatomic particles vibrating in nine dimensions! You did that all on your own, you are good at science!

Would you like to know why, John?

Sure.

Because we can keep on discovering, and we can keep on finding, and we can keep on making, but we will never know enough about this universe and possible others.

Hmmm...

Never know enough for our pleasure or for our survival?

What do you mean?

Well, there are the people who constantly seek knowledge just because it's out there and because it pleases them to do so and there are those who seek the knowledge that is necessary and no more because they feel no need to.

Ok, but when most people say genius they mean really-really factually smart, which I am not sure is real.

Oh, it's real.

No one can be 'smart' they can just have an expanded view of the universe. No one knows enough to be smart.

This is fun.

You have a sick idea of fun, Professor.

What do you mean, and why do you call me Professor?

I mean, I do like it as a nickname.

Well, debates are cool, but this one is starting to give me a headache.
And I call you Professor because on your profile you said "Welcome to my class in weirdness", and that's why I called you that the first time, but now you've earned the name for sheer wit.

Yes, except, in out standards, no.

**takes aspirin**

I have never had it.

Knowing everything is impossible (does water sink or float?) but it is still possible to be a genius as far as intellect or amount of knowledge goes.

Where?

But what I am saying is that you will never have enough knowledge to meet our expectations.

Whose expectations?

Everyone's!