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Richard, Mind of Sanity
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Dec 11, 2012 10:25PM
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So I watched Champ do this;
He walks up to this girl and asks her, "Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?"
Before she could smack him in the face however he reaches into his pocket pulls out an actual banana and says, "Oh it was a banana."
They dated for six months.
He walks up to this girl and asks her, "Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?"
Before she could smack him in the face however he reaches into his pocket pulls out an actual banana and says, "Oh it was a banana."
They dated for six months.
The best anti pick up line I have heard a friend of mine say...."Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you fell flat on your face, puta"
"You remind me of my big toe....Because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."
@KyleThe one about the watch being an hour fast might be a little too sophisticated for it to be sexy. Not that sophisticated isn't sexy…Hazel…but having to think too hard about a pick-up line is a bit of a turn-off.
"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties…oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast."Just an observation, Kyle. No need to be testy over it.


