WRITERS' CORNER discussion

(NOTE: this used to be the Inspired By...Contest, but due to lack of participation, that contest topic was deleted. I may start it again at some point, but I think we need something fresh :p )

This is pretty simple.
Write a short story about a person (your own character or a character from something else, doesn't matter) telling their name and what they're all about.
Example:
"My name is Amelia Van Dyke, I kill aliens. I am one bad mama."

Ends on July 16th
Participating:
Me
Angelica
Sarah
TMEB

I'm interested. Count me in. :)

Sure, why not

Extended to July 16th.
*facepalm*
My bad.