Totally Original discussion

S.Morgenstern isn't real and William Goldman is a liar.

Ehhhhhhh

Who?

William Goldman wrote a book called The Princess Bride that's sarcastically about how the original was by S. Morgestern and he edits it into his good parts version.

Oh, that book. I haven't read it.

Yeah it's actually pretty cool what the author did. It was all an illusion.

Cool.