Book Promotions discussion

Starting a series of tweets about my novel, with off-the-wall phrases like:

"Reading Somewhere Upriver side-by-side with Shakespeare is like playing spoons at a Bach concert - it's kinda cool."

"If "Somewhere Upriver" could breed like newts, it would lay tiny eggs tucked inside rolled leaves, hatching when no one was watching."

"The words in "Somewhere Upriver" litter your mind like dust from butterflies, if you sneeze it's all gone."

Just having fun with it.

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