Etheral Academy discussion

Sooooo I saw this in another group, and thought it looked fun! Here is how you play:

Person 1: I wish I could have a unicorn
Person 2: Granted, but it doesn't have any magic. I wish I could have infinity pizza.
Random Person: Granted, but they are all poisoned. I wish I had a million books to read.

So on so forth! Remember, if you grant a wish, you must make a wish!

Here I'll start!:
I wish I didn't have stage fright.

Granted, but they are all dead. ((SOOOOO SORRY LMAO))

I wish I could have a donut right now ;-;

((puns -_-))

Granted, but you will never wake up.

I wish I had a love life.
((not really, just for the game ;) ))

Granted, but it would move on to your clothing.

I wish I had the right to kill someone and get away with it.

You can but, you will forever feel the guilt.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but all the missing work will build up, and you will be overwhelmed when you go back.

I wish I had a million more books to read.

Granted, but they're all extremely boring.
I wish I didn't have anything to do with Physics.

Granted, but now everything has to do with Chemistry.

I wish you didn't make my books extremely boring.

Granted, but Birthdays slowly got boring.

I wish all of you would be kind to my love of books 😅

Granted, but now we hate all of your other hobbies.

I wish I lived in the universe of Trudi Canavan's books.

Granted, but the cat inults you all the time.

I wish I had magic.

Granted, but you overpower yourself and die. ((huehuehue))

I wish I could kill someone and get away with it.

Granted but you will always feel guilty about it because you marry that someone that is related to that person you killed.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, although animals won’t have much to say as they aren’t self aware.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can't touch ground, which you forever long for.

I wish I can control water

Granted but you will become forever scared of water.

I wish I had a leather jacket.

granted, but if you touch leather, you die. muahaha.

I wish I knew something to wish for 😹

Granted but once you do you die.
I wish I couldn’t die.

Granted, but there's a flurry and you can't leave home for two months.

I wish it was Christmas break already.

Granted, but it stays Christmas Break forever and you get sick of it and want to die. (deep, I know)

I wish it was my birthday!

Granted but, it will be your last.

I wish the day didn't go by so fast.

Granted, but it will last an eternity

I wish my haircut I just got about 10 minutes ago wasn't bad and making me look ugly :(

Granted but, now you can never cut your hair.

I wish I could type faster.

Granted, but you type so fast you break the space time continuum and get lost in time... forever.

I wish I lived the high school romance life.

((as in, all the drama cause that would be HILARIOUS.))

Granted but, you later find out it was all a dream.

I wish I didn't have food allergies.

Granted, but you have allergies on everything else

I wish that all of my wishes could come true.

Granted but they all have a price

I wish I had a bigger room.

granted, but you hate big spaces.

I wish I had longer hair

Granted but, it still looks short to you no matter how long you grow it.

I wish I was more organized.

Granted, but everytime you organise something, it takes forever. and as soon as it's organised, it deorganizes.

I wish it would be bad weather forever!

Granted, it will only be in your dreams though.
I wish I had more $.

Granted, but you get robbed of all your money

I wish I lived the life of Percy Jackson!

Granted, but you find out you are a demigod and die from a prophecy.

I wish I was a demigod.

((so you're saying, since I said the life of Percy Jackson, that him and I will die :O))

Granted, but your Godly Parent hates you and kills you.
((that was for saying I will die))

I wish I had a baseball bat right now.

Granted but it is made of paper.

I wish I was in the Bahamas.

hah.

granted, but it is polluted and ugly.

I wish I had chocolate right now

Granted but, it is poisoned.
I wish I had a pet.

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish I was a guinea pig ((they have like zero problems ever)).

Granted, but your owners sister sees you and takes you. She shakes you till you die. >:3

I wish I was in the Navy.

Granted, but you die in battle.

I wish I could get my cousin to stop crying.

Granted, but know he has no emotions.

I wish you guys can understand that I am happy that I will die in battle (personal reasons)

Granted, but we don't understand anything else that you say now.

I wish tomorrow was Sunday too.

Granted, but it will be forever Sunday.

I wish I could slap someone

Granted, but they slap you even harder.

I wish I had an Oreo chocolate right now. (Sorry it's just my favourite)

Granted, but it's poisoned and your best friend forces it down your throat.

I wish I wasnt so dark :)

Granted, but now it's so light that it blinds you.

I wish it was snowing on Christmas Eve

Granted, now you have a cinder block instead.

I wish that this Christmas is a white Christmas.

Granted, but tomorrow you'll have two writers blocks. ((also I don't mind the snow being gone by morning as in my country we celebrate on Christmas Eve >:D))

I wish I didn't have English anymore.

Granted, but you read so fast that you hurt your eyes so badly that you become blind forever.

I wish I could swim better.