Free Books, .99, Giveaways & Reviews - Check Them Out! discussion

Hello, all. My book, A Bowl Full of Blah, is currently free with Kindle Unlimited. I'm looking for honest feedback and reviews (preferably posted on Amazon).

Not that I expected marketing a self-published book would be easy, but it's kind of like swimming the English Channel. You know it will be a challenge, but don't realize just how brutal it is until you get in the water.

And, with Amazon, I fear that a no-review book (or product of any kind) scares people off. Because really, who wants to be the first person venturing out into uncharted territory?

Here is the ebook link. A Bowl Full of Blah. It's a humorous look at every kid's first pet - a goldfish. It's short (only about 35 pages) and I've listed under children's literature, though I think it works just as well as a piece of short fiction that anyone with kids, or familiar with kids, could appreciate.

Would any readers be willing to help?