Harry Potter discussion

I found this on the Internet, and personally, I found it quite entertaining.

Person One: Are you mad at me?
Person Two: No, I'm reading.
Person One: What are you reading?
Person Two: Harry Potter and the Death of the Person who won't let me read this!

Please post any others you know of!

One of the quidditch team members says “knock on wood” and they all just hit Oliver before a big match.

I am 1000 percent sure the Weasley twins did this.

Ha! That's great!

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