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☠*Jenny*☠, HEYYYYYY
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Nov 29, 2009 01:24PM
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a man is on trial for armed robbery.the jury comes back with the verdict.the foreman stands and announces, "Not guilty!" the defendant leaps to his feet."awesome! does this mean i get to keep the money?"
ok how bout this one:Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" "Theyre Carols."
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or assoc..."
i don't get it!!???
what goes knock knock?a knock knock joke!
HAHAHA! i kno it's lame!
♥Paul frank lovin' Weirdo/Dork ♫ wrote: "*laughs*wait, i don't get it."
carol is a woman. u no like christmas carols
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face
get it?"
I HAVE HEARD THAT
HHAAHAHAHA!!!!!
PPPPPOKER FACE PPPOKER FACE MMMA
☆★♫∂αιѕу™ ♫★☆((Ms.LoNeLy)) wrote: "A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The t..."
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLR!
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The t..."
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLR!
☆★♫∂αιѕу™ ♫★☆((Ms.LoNeLy)) wrote: "Hahaha ok I heard this joke at school
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face
get it?"
haha rofl we were in class like a month ago and this guy stodd up and screamed out this joke, the whole class went crazy with laughing.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face
get it?"
haha rofl we were in class like a month ago and this guy stodd up and screamed out this joke, the whole class went crazy with laughing.
ok i got a joke!!knock knock
who's there
i'm a pile up
i'm a pile up who?
get it?? say it in ur head to understand it.
ikr??i said it in my head and didn't get it.
then my friends told me 2 say it out loud.
it was funny
with an elephant gun!
how do you kill a blue elephant?
how do you kill a blue elephant?
yes!
good job!
how do you kill a red elephant?
good job!
how do you kill a red elephant?
no! you chock it until it turns blue and kill it with the blue elephant gun!
how do you kill a purple elephant?
how do you kill a purple elephant?
no silly, purple elephants dont exsist.
:D rofl/
what does a wicked chicken lay?
what does a wicked chicken lay?
idk what?
i was gonna say a wicked chicken egg o.O
haha thats soo funny!/
why do bees have sticky hair??
why do bees have sticky hair??
