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Physically Abused By The Universe: A Topic To Recount How You Got Those Bruises (AKA We're All A LITTLE Like Bella)
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Well, I skinned mai knee after someone Tasered me and I tripped over mai own shoe..
Haha! Lemme think... I was walking up the stairs when I put my foot near the edge of one of the steps and fell all the way down to the bottom.... I trip over nothing sometimes.I CAN'T TAKE TASERS.
Resurrecting this topic.Before school actually started I was hanging out on campus with a bunch of friends. One time I did a bunch of barrel rolls with shorts on and somehow got scratches all over my legs.
Another time my friend and I had a cockfight (by "cockfight" I mean squealing like roosters and kicking each other) and I was repeatedly kicked in the leg.
And a few years ago I broke my wrist by falling off of a miniature horse... A tiny, fat and evil mini at that.
HA! I spent the night at a lighthouse on Saturday and I was going down the stairs and fell on my butt.
i was doing the worm for a school video and cut my knee :( and i fell down the stairs today :(
Ha, I got a new one. I was trying to draw something and I had to run back and fourth to get stuff to help me, and since my room is a bio-hazard I tripped five or six times looking for stuff.
Ha. I was getting a glass from my sister's room and I was walking out the door when I smashed my hand into the door frame, thus breaking the glass.
I was basically faux-raped like eight times twice by the same guy, the other times by different guys,
slammed into a wall by my friend,
smushed into the stair banister by my guy-friend (not boyfriend.. >_<) while we were laughing about things that happened on the bus,
smacked into the same wall twice laughing so hard,
tripped over flat carpet and landed in someone's lap,
got Tasered by some random dude(when someone pokes you in the soft area between the hip and rib cage on both sides of your waist) and reacted so much that I smacked into my own locker and ricocheted into my friend,
fell on a basketball after tripping on the gym floor,
and then I finished the day by falling down the last two cement steps during the rain and falling over the sidewalk and into my other guy-friend's backpack, causing him to fall, and we landed in a heap.