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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart
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Sloane
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Jul 07, 2010 11:21AM
come up with creative ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart!
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2)run around passing out condems yelling "THE WAR HAS STARTED! WE NEED PROTETION!"
5)run on the conveyer belt and when they tell you to get off tell them it's you form of exercise
6)Scream "I have a time-bomb attached to my body..!!"
7) run around with a bag of skittles and yell "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW AND BUY IT ON ROLLBACK!!"
Sloane wrote: "7) run around with a bag of skittles and yell "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW AND BUY IT ON ROLLBACK!!""
((XD))
((XD))
10) Throw all the rolls of toliet paper and yell "FREE FOR ALL!!!!"
11)take a melon into the bathroom stall. make constipated grunting noises then drop the melon in hte toilet. make a loud sigh of relief.12)wipe a chocolate bar on your hands and stick it under the stall next to you and ask for some toilet paper
13) Wait outside the bathroom and when someone needs to use it say "That'll be $100,000,000 please. And thank you for shopping at Wal Mart." 14) act like a greeter only when someone comes in say "I'm sorry, we are closed. Please come back NEVER!!"
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ღஐღArαxιαღஐღ wrote: "9) Go get a Dora toy and skip around saying "We"re going on an adventure" If a worker comes and try to take away the Dora toy you yell " Swipper No SWIPPING!!""
That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
16) Around Christmas time, grab a bell and scream: "MONEY! WE NEED MONEY!"
18)knock over clothes and throw them everywhere(that is how someone i know got kicked out)
19)go into the security room and sit on the couch
20)go into the poppisite genders restroom and say hello to everyone
21)hide and then throw cookies at everyone who walks in
20)go into the poppisite genders restroom and say hello to everyone
21)hide and then throw cookies at everyone who walks in
19) Yell "FIRE" as loud as you can and hold a toy gun infront of someones face
22) eat the candy and food without paying for it
23)play with the paint mixer
23)play with the paint mixer
Open up packages of ice cream and lick them in front of customer services
O.O dang u ppl type super fast
25)break a tv
26) kill the live fish):
27)eat the live fish):
26) kill the live fish):
27)eat the live fish):
28) Set an isle on fire
29) Take all the paint selection thingys and then throw them at people saying: "OO! This color is best for you!"
(lol) 30) grab a toy gun that looks real and act like you are gonna shoot someone
31) If theres the free samples there, grab all of them that are there. And then stuff your face.
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33) Advertise. For. Target. (or any other store of your choice.)
33) Dress up like an employee, then when someone asks you where something is, lead them to the wrong aisle. Repeat, over and over until someone complains.
34) Go to the bathroom and turn on all the water get toielet paper and throw it all over. Repeat until you FINALLY get caught!
35) give a 101% discount on all items. 36) go into the dressing room, wait for a couple of minutes then yell "THERE'S NO TOLIT PAPER IN HERE!"
37) Dress up in a gypsy outfit and then grab everyone you sees palms and tell then ridiculous things.
39) Get on one of there bikes and get one of there fake swords and joust with a friendThats how i got kicked out
40) Go down a movie aisle, and duck tape all the creepy covers up.
41) Sell free soda; just shake the can before a customer comes and watch the results ;)
the only thing about the ones that you have to hit people with water, mud, soda or any thing else....make sure they are in a good mood, or your not only get thrown out of Wal-mart, you will have a angry person trying to teach you a lessen.
42) get all the star wars toys and make a full scale battle
43)roll toilet paper around the employees until they r tangled
43)roll toilet paper around the employees until they r tangled
45) Get a job there, quit the next day saying "Why would I work here? Wal Mart is gay." The next day, apply for another job.
44)yell in peoples faces "YOU'RE NOT ON ROLLBACK!SHUN!"
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47) Act like a greeter, but as the people are walking away, smack them with a banana.
Christa (is on top of the world!) wrote: "(lol) 30) grab a toy gun that looks real and act like you are gonna shoot someone"I think you can get arrested for that where I'm from...
