And They Were Gone discussion

"Come to the dark side. We have bacon." Conn sat up in bed. "Bacon? Really?" he said to the strange voice in his head.

Gorgio the red eyed ninja platypus crouched invisibly on Conn's pillow and whispered, "Lots and lots of bacon!Now lay back down, you are too tall! "

do I get any biscuits to?!

((I thought Jessica was Conn))

((yeah, Ben))

Conn obediently laid down and stared at the spot where the voice was coming from. He couldn't see anything.

Gorgio cleared his throat, which was quite sore from all this raspy whispering. "You will now close your eyes and say Gorgio is awesome."

"Why?" said Conn. "And who's Gorgio?"

"Someone awesome. Now say it!"

Conn sighed. This guy was pushy. "Gorgio is awesome. Now, can I have some bacon?"

Gorgio sighed. This guy was persistent. "Yes, you can have some bacon once we get to my evil lair. Hold on!" With his super awesome red eyed ninja snorange powers he transported Conn (and his bed) to his evil lair.

Calemene jumped when he saw Gorgio and the boy enter the lair. He put the rest of the bacon he had made on a plate and brought to his master.

((how do you do itallics?!))
Gorgio took the plate, grabbed some bacon,and then handed it to Conn.

He ate it up as fast as he could then looked at Gorgio expectantly.

Gorgio looked at Conn, and then at the plate. Where had it gone? One moment it was there, the next it was gone. "Ummm, well, now you need to help me make my...." he paused dramatically. "Machine!"

Conn looked at him. "I don't like machines. They are damaging to the magic."

((For italics. (Without the dashes) <-i->Insert writing here-i>))

Gorgio thought for a moment. "Fine. It can be... the...um....What do you want it to be called?"

Conn thought for a moment. "The bacon maker?"

"I like that idea master," Calemene said to Gorgio.

Gorgio sighed. "All right. It can be the bacon maker."

Conn smiled. "As long as it involves bacon, I'm in!"

Giorgio rubbed his flippers together excitedly. "Alright, first you have to say bippity boppity boo."

((Bippity boppity boo? Isn't it supposed to be bibbidy bobbidy boo?))

Conn frowned. "What kind of magic word is that?"

((Uno momento. Must raid Jessica's room for Disney CD. Brb.))

((aah! I can't find it. Oh well.))

"An awesome one!" Gorgio replied exsasperatedly.

((Excuse me, don't you have to ask my permission before you raid my room? Plus, it's always just on the shelf anyway))
Conn rolled his eyes, but said the magic words. ((however they might be spelled))

((It's bibbidi bobbidi boo I looked it up.))

"Bibbidi bobbidi boo!" Conn cried, then waited for something dramatic to happen, as it usually did with him.

A huge transparent llama appeared. "You summoned me, master?" it said in a high squeaky voice.

((What the heck? Llama?))

((Lolz, yes llama))

((Then I need to make a kangaroo for later.))

((okey then))

Conn blinked. "Hello. Do you have any biscuits?"

The llama turned it's head quizzically and blinked. "Biscuits? Are what, these biscuits?"

(Yoda llama! I love it!!)
"Only the most delicious food in the world," said Conn dreamily.

meanwhile Nevery noticed that Conn had left with his bed and he said"why do you do these things boy?"

((Left with his bed? He took it with him?))

Anna wrote: With his super awesome red eyed ninja snorange powers he transported Conn (and his bed) ..."

((SEE! the bed was gone too!!))

((haha Jessica, the little boy wins))

The llama suddenly charged into Conn, bumping him on the head. "Focus, must you! No time for eating you have!"

((Ha ha! This is so random! I LOVE IT!))

((ikr! we just re-watched the star wars trilogy, that's why there's all these random star wars references))

Meanwhile Nevery was debating wether to bother tracking the boy down or to just hope he'll come back. quickly he decided to just go back to bed (he figured the boy would come back and that he hadn't had much sleep sense living with the boy)

Conn blinked. "What, no time for eating? How am I supposed to avoid starving, then?"

The llama rolled his eyes. "No eating you do. Just working."

Conn looked at the playtapi, who were looking quite bored with the exchange. This type of thing happened quite often in platypus-land.
"I don't think I like this guy very much."