The Jungle of Pagieža discussion

Here's where you get to ruin some poor old soul's wish!!! *malicious grin*


i.e.

Post One:
I wish for a cucumber
Post Two:
You get your cucumber, but its rotten.
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You get the idea, right?

Okay, I'll start:

I wish the sky was green.

The sky is green, but it's made of puke. Gravity makes the puke fall on you, Grey!

I wish I had a million dollars (Hot Dog!)

(hahaha George Bailey...)
You get a million dollars, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I didn't have to write a speech for school.

You don't have to write the speech, but you have to kiss Adrian! Ha ha ha!

I wish that Charlie Sheen would just die.

Ew! *spits*

Charlie Sheen dies, but you were the murderer so now you have a lifetime sentence in jail.

I wish for a green puppy.