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Justin Beiber Jokes and Burns!!!!!!!!

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message 1: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments Justin Beiber Is Like a shotgun! GIVE HER A COCK AND SHE F**KING BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


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message 3: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments ROCK ALWAYS BEATS POP!!!!! The queer got lucky.


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

JB and people like him are brainwashing people into thinking pop is better than rock, people will never again see how amazing bands like MCR and all them are....='( it saddens me...


message 5: by Lyla (new)

Lyla Neko (scourgelyla) | 10 comments Lol I listen to a bit of everything. Hiphop, pop, death pop..., rock, heavy metal, punk or screamo rock, a bit of country, etc. :)
There are only a few JB songs I dnt mind. I rly hate JB as a person and he sounds like a girl in some of his songs, but I dnt HATE his music.
Haha! It just depends on my mood. Recently I havent heard any JB because I slap the shit outa Thr girl who always used to play/sing his songs outloud.
I think everybody treats him to special... He doesn't deserve all these awards. He's just some nerdy kid from Canada. But, seeing as you dont have a singing career, you didn't strive to meet your goals, you shouldn't be judging him based on talent. If you were as good or better, you would be where he is now.
I'm stickin up for the kid right now- don't be a hater just because YOU dont like him. You dont have to go making hate groups because you dnt like HIS career choice. Worry about your own, because you aren't going to get anywhere in life attacking someone's singing talents on hate groups.
L8er h8er. ;P


message 6: by Lyla (new)

Lyla Neko (scourgelyla) | 10 comments Do I care- no, obviously I don't. I'm sorry your to selfish to see that this is very inappropriate. You can't judge his ability to sing, if you aren't at his level or higher. I'm not trying to bitch you out. I'm 'sorry' I've inconvenienced you by posting this, but I'm just trying to get you to understand it's not right to hate on a 17yr old boy just because u don't like his music.
I semi-agree because I don't particularly like him or his music either, but please show some respect for the ones who do. It makes you look like a hippacrit because you hate on Justin and yell at people who tell you off, but you hate it also if someone comes over and says "I hate rock music! It is so stupid and gay!" you wouldnt like them to do that with your music, would you?


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Frehley13 wrote: "@Scourge(Lyla) Read the rules Noob!!!!!"

Shut up and mind you're own damn business.


message 8: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments Sorry.


message 9: by Lyla (new)

Lyla Neko (scourgelyla) | 10 comments Thanks Nemmie. :) You see my point don't ya?
I also think he's taking everybody's attention away from other good music, but it really isn't neccisary to make hate groups...


message 10: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments The song baby is a description of his penis!


message 11: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments Scourge(Lyla) wrote: "Do I care- no, obviously I don't. I'm sorry your to selfish to see that this is very inappropriate. You can't judge his ability to sing, if you aren't at his level or higher. I'm not trying to bitc..." It's okay, BACK TO THE JOKES


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Yesh....much jokes


message 13: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments What's the difference between lady Gaga and Justin Bieber???
One of them has balls, and its Definetly not Bieber!!! XD


message 14: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments It's still fun to hear jokes(even if you like them) about celeberties


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

I got one...

"I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse."


message 16: by EricCarr13 (last edited Apr 18, 2011 05:32PM) (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments A guy and a girl are arguing whether Justin Beiber is gay or not. Lets see what they are saying:

Guy:Justin Beiber is Gay!
Girl:No he's not!
Guy:Yes he is!
Girl: No he's not
Guy:Yes he is!
Girl: No he's not
This continues on and on and on. Untill...
Guy 2:He's not gay.
Girl: Thank you!
Guy 2: I thought you had to be a MAN to be gay.

HAHA


message 17: by Lyla (new)

Lyla Neko (scourgelyla) | 10 comments Fail... I have a big sense of humor but that wasn't funny. *sigh*


message 18: by EricCarr13 (last edited Apr 25, 2011 01:51PM) (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments Justin Bieber is like Mrs. Pac Man! Just insert a quarter, hit the big red button and she'll be ready to swallow!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh wow.....


message 20: by Lyla (new)

Lyla Neko (scourgelyla) | 10 comments EricCarr13 wrote: "Justin Bieber is like Mrs. Pac Man! Just insert a quarter, hit the big red button and she'll be ready to swallow!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

hahaha... so funny.


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

EricCarr13 wrote: "A guy and a girl are arguing whether Justin Beiber is gay or not. Lets see what they are saying:

Guy:Justin Beiber is Gay!
Girl:No he's not!
Guy:Yes he is!
Girl: No he's not
Guy:Yes he is!
Girl: ..."



This would usually be a good joke but don't emphasise it so much, keep it subtle and let the people put it together in their minds.


message 22: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments The song one less lonley girl is about Bieber getting his balls from lady gaga!


message 23: by Lyla (new)

Lyla Neko (scourgelyla) | 10 comments Oh that was SOOO funny! Just keep on getting those jokes of urs off Google...


message 24: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 27, 2011 11:45AM) (new)

I hazz one....

three friends were talking, the 1st one says "I think i have the smallest arm in the world." the 2nd one says "I think i have the smallest leg in the world." the 3rd one says "I think i have the smallest dick in the world" So they go the the Guinness world records place, the 1st one comes out "Oh yeah! I've got the smallest arm in the world!" the 2nd one comes out "Well, i have the smallest leg in the world." the 3rd one comes out crying "Who the hell is Justin Bieber?"


message 25: by [deleted user] (new)

EricCarr13 wrote: "The song one less lonley girl is about Bieber getting his balls from lady gaga!"

....Ok, how old are you?


message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

Well it doesn't say on ur profile but congratz, you have 1 friend. =)


message 27: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments 14,fyi


message 28: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.


message 29: by Lyla (new)

Lyla Neko (scourgelyla) | 10 comments *♥Nemonica♥* ~*Who accidently fell in love*~ wrote: "I hazz one....

three friends were talking, the 1st one says "I think i have the smallest arm in the world." the 2nd one says "I think i have the smallest leg in the world." the 3rd one says "I t..."


Lol! THIS was a good one. ^^ I've seen it a few times though. ;P


message 30: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 27, 2011 08:03PM) (new)

EricCarr13 wrote: "14,fyi"

Haha....wow, you're older than me....

Yet you can't present a joke...


message 31: by Lyla (new)

Lyla Neko (scourgelyla) | 10 comments lol


message 32: by EricCarr13 (new)

EricCarr13 | 14 comments Yes,although I'm not the best comedian... (sighs)


message 33: by Lyla (new)

Lyla Neko (scourgelyla) | 10 comments Obviously.


message 34: by chailatte (new)

chailatte (smhjoonie) i want to kill him!kill him...


message 35: by chailatte (new)

chailatte (smhjoonie) i'm sexy,and he's like ugly!


message 36: by chailatte (new)

chailatte (smhjoonie) i want better guys then jb
jb is such a girl and a bitch!


message 37: by chailatte (new)

chailatte (smhjoonie) i want better guys then jb
jb is such a girl and a bitch!


message 38: by chailatte (new)

chailatte (smhjoonie) oh god....i saw naked pik of idiot jb


message 39: by [deleted user] (new)

Ew.


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