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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
4) Buy one of everything in the store then pay in pennies ONLY
6) Run around the store dressed as a cat saying "meow!" and licking people's hands.
8) Have a food fight
10) Carry a fake knife and go up to random people with a Jason mask and say "Beware the ides of Friday"
12) Sing a song on the microphone
14) Set off a rocket
lol16) Play baseball and tennis and volleyball with your friend.
18) Go up to a Justin Bieber fan and say, "If you want Justin to ask you out, that'll be the only time he'll say never."
.LOL20) Scream every curse possible on the microphone.
22) Put a sign on your shirt that says 'The end is near' and scream, "BRACE YOURSELVES PATRONS! THE END IS NIGH!" and ring a bell.
lol24) Wear a black dress and kneel in front of a fake gravestone on Halloween screaming and fake sobbing, "WHY! WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO! HE WAS SO YOUNG!!!"
LOL!26) Bring your pet snake and let it loose.
28) Announce the prices of everything like,"12.99 WOW! WHAT A DEAL!"
LOL30) Have a fake stroke
32) Come in naked screaming, "IM NAKED WOOO!!!"
lol34) Yell at the cashier for making you pay retail
LOL!36) Dress up as Harry Potter and scream, "STUPEFY!" to random people.
38) Bring a bunch of dogs in and let them use the bathroom everywhere.
lol40) Scream random but disturbing facts
LOL!!42) Eat all their food
(43) Throw bouncy balls down the aisles and yell "I choose you, Pikachu!"
(( I didn't make this one up myself- someone else used it on another group))45) Go into one of the plastic toy houses and claim that it's your house and if people don't stop looking through the window you're gonna call the police.
lolz, guys, well done.46) Dress up as a walmart greater and say "welcome to walmart, (scream this part) get your shit and get out!!!"
LOL!!!47) Pee on people
47)Call the manager a pig in front of everyone.
49) Go up to a random guy and pretend your pregnant and then point to your stomach and say, "HOW COULD YOU!"
49)Sing a Justin Bieber song off key and really loud.
50) Scream "I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK! I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK! GONNA GET ME POTTER? HUH?!?!" acting like Bellatrix Lestrange
LOL
54) Act like a penguin and belly slide on the floor
56) Dress up like a caveman
LOL!58) Crump in the middle of the store with milk all over you.
lol60) Have a huge birthday party there
66) Act like Darth Vader and go up to a random guy and say, "Luke I am your father."
68) Drink all the soda and burp in people's faces.
70) Sing super fast songs on the microphone.
72) Stand in a cart with a fake sword and have a friend push you down the aisle and scream "FOR NARNIA!"
LOL!74) Slap a women in the face who's with a man and say, "HE"S MINE!"
lOLOLOL!!!!!76) Dress up like a Disney princess and start singing
LOL!!!!LOLOLOOL!!!!!!!78) Take a "shower" by wiping yourself with free baby wipes in the bathroom.
((yeah!! they were awesome!!))80) Do the worm in the middle of the floor
loL!82) Tell people to give you a high five then pull away wiggling your hand saying,"Shark shark shark shark..."
84) Tp the place
86) Wear a really short skirt AND then bend over to get something on the floor
88)Say, "I KILLED MR. GREEN, IN THE KITCHEN, WITH THE CANDLESTICK! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!"
96) Talk to the cashier with a foreign accent and on top of that sound like you have a mouth disablilty
((dude...))98) Fake cry in the midle of the store.
100) Scream the national anthem
2) Buy a bunch of tampons and hand them out to men!