Dementia - Reading Challenges discussion

***Warning! This challenge has bad language in it so please skip it if that offends you.***

I posted this in my other group, so most of you have seen it, but for those that are only here I thought you might have fun with this:

This is a cover challenge so you're looking for the specific thing(s) that is/are mentioned in all this junk. These are all songs from The Lonely Island. Think SNL...


I'm on a Boat: "I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo." High 5 if you find a boat, but any form of transportation works.
The Creep: "Get your arms T-Rexin'" and find any animal, as long as it's not a wolf.
I Just Had Sex: Anyone singing with Akon? Find a 1/2 nekkid person.
D*ck in a Box: Boys are horrible when it comes to giving a gift so find yourself some jewelry, or candles.
Motherlover: Mom's might need some lovin', but we really don't want to think about it so find them some flowers instead.
3-Way (The Golden Way): Find some boots to knock on, or find "a honey in the middle". Love triangles abound, but can you actually find a cover with 3 people on it? ... or, the boots. You really can find boots.
Like A Boss: You've gotta dress fine to be the boss. Even if you are a tool. Find a suit.
Rokk "Dream": Sometimes your fantasies just aren't good enough and you really need a drink. Find someone whose drinking it up.
Jack Sparrow: Johnny's a sexy pirate so find a cover with a pirate or a hottie. You could also find Scarface "snortin' mountains of cocaine," but...
Threw It On the Ground: "I threw it on the gorund." Or, not. Since you can't trust the system, defy gravity. Find wings, someone flying, or falling.
Boombox: Still uptight and refusing to change? Find a book that still has a cover from the 80's. Or, since the moral of the story is "a boombox is not a toy," find a kids toy on the cover.
Ronnie & Clyde: Shy Ronnie might shoot his tiny gun prematurely, but our ladies know how to kick butt with their weapon of choice.
J*zz In My Pants: Ever see something on a cover and say "what they heck is that?" Any kind of unknown, odd objects, shapes, or mist can be used. You can also find a cover with massive amounts of cleavage if you want to go in a different direction.

Completed 13 of 13


I'm on a Boat: Promise Canyon - Robyn Carr
The Creep: Trust Me On This - Jennifer Cruise
I Just Had Sex: Not Another Bad Date - Rachel Gibson
D*ck in a Box: Lola and the Boy Next Door - Stephanie Perkins
Motherlover: Bloodlines - Richelle Mead
3-Way (The Golden Way): Dogs and Goddesses - Jennifer Cruise, etc.
Like A Boss: Nothing But Trouble - Rachel Gibson
Rokk "Dream": Not A Marrying Man - Miranda Lee
Jack Sparrow: Hot Property - Carly Phillips
Threw It On the Ground: The Butterfly Garden - Annette Blair
Boombox: Squeeze Play - Kate Angell
Ronnie & Clyde: Green-Eyed Demon - Jaye Wells
J*zz In My Pants: A Perfect Blood (The Hallows, #10) - Kim Harrison

I'm in Heather...very little actually offends me.


READ: 13/13

I'm on a Boat: The River Nymph - Shirl Henke 3/30
The Creep: Magic Slays - Ilona Andrews (lion) 4/13
I Just Had Sex: Day of the Dragon - Rebecca York 4/3
D*ck in a Box: Friday Night Bites - Chloe Neill (wearing jewelry) 5/15
Motherlover: Ghost of a Chance - Yasmine Galenorn (roses on cover) 3/11/12
3-Way (The Golden Way): Smolder - Melina Morel (boots) 4/5
Like A Boss: Dark Days - Derek Landy (suit on cover) 8/26
Rokk "Dream": Saga, Volume 1 - Brian Vaughan 11/22
Jack Sparrow: The Perfect Play - Jaci Burton 4/23
Threw It On the Ground: Crucible of Gold - Naomi Novik 4/17
Boombox: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams 10/13
Ronnie & Clyde: Zombies Sold Separately - Cheyenne McCray 5/21
J*zz In My Pants: The Demon's Lexicon - Sarah Rees Brennan 8/2



CHALLENGE COMPLETE

Most of us don't, but those that do are most vocal about it so I figured I'd give the warning.

Finally found someone whose drinking it up for Rokk "Dream". Hey the baby is really drinking it up. haha

Haha. Good job.