Michael Gooch

“If Clue was played like D&D, you could grab the lead pipe, beat a confession out of Colonel Mustard, and have sex with Miss scarlet on the desk in the conservatory.”
― David Ewalt, Of Dice and Men: The Story of Dungeons & Dragons and the People Who Play It

“I’ve come to realise that everything is a waste of time unless you think of it otherwise.”
― Beau Miles, The Backyard Adventurer