Muhinda Simataa

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough..”
― Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

“Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.”
― Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

“Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.”
― Nicholas Sparks, A Walk to Remember