Gmacabre

“Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions lead back to stereotypes.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“I like to stretch my mind by reading and writing and watching educational TV shows like The Bachelor to learn the complex mating rituals of heterosexuals.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“If we lived each day as our last, I bet we'd all be a lot more honest with people, because we wouldn't have to care what people think anymore. We would meet a friend for lunch and blurt out, "Hey, that's an ugly hat!" Or tell a police officer, "If you thought that was speeding, sir, you should've seen what I was doing earlier! I think that was the fastest I've ever driven." Or if you break up with someone you would finally tell them, "I just want you to know, it's not me. It's you.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding